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new around here (who isn't?), still seeking my niche
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🎶 not doing something
is a bigger failure
than anything that can happen
if you try 🎶
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Art nerds pls help: I have a clear memory of seeing a modern art painting when I was a kid (maybe when we lived in Philly?) that's like, a perfect circle, but just in the corner there's a drop of paint. I think it was called "perfection" or something like that but all my searches are failing me HELP
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Hyper specific but does anyone have a small, 20-ish pound dog named Riley who needs a coat? Will ship anywhere in the US. I got a lands end embroidered coat for my sister’s dog but it’s the wrong size.
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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who would win: jony ive and steve jobs at the height of their anti-repairability powers, or a $2 putty knife from harbour freight
December 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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NEW #VentureBros holiday song from @jacksonpublick.bsky.social & @doc-hammer.bsky.social!

For 2025, Dragoon and Red Mantle dug deep into the holiday songbook for a Guild Gala performance of “I Like Life”!

Go get it (& all the rest) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday
December 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Steam Winter Sale 2025
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Hey artists!! Post some art you made from before Bluesky!!
December 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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it is almost Christmas which means it’s Muppet Christmas Carol season and that, in turn, means it is time to revisit this delightful interview with Michael Caine, who loves everything about that movie even more than you do
Michael Caine Loves 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' as Much as You Do
God bless us, every one! But especially Michael Caine.
www.gq.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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A holiday treat - Originally aired on December 5, 1979, JOHN DENVER & THE MUPPETS: A CHRISTMAS TOGETHER debuted a few weeks before Denver’s 4th season episode of THE MUPPET SHOW, They would collaborate again for the 1983 special ROCKY MOUNTAIN HOLIDAY…
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@weresehlat.bsky.social I see you are hitting de on two social medias
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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It is the winter solstice tomorrow (in the northern hemisphere) this is your reminder that English Heritage live stream the sun rising over Stonehenge on their YouTube channel from 7.30am tomorrow morning.

www.youtube.com/live/FEnQmoc...
December 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I AM MAKING QUILT PROGRESS (this is NOT all attached at all but a lot of it is and I don't need to cut anything else for this part)
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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People who aspire to be academics: I wish to live a life of the mind

Actual academics:
I have a weird question for the #bird people on here. Do you think someone could tell that a book was pooped on specifically by a sparrowhawk (or perhaps hawks generally) just from the feces? I'm looking at a 16th c. case where witnesses claim books were pooped on specifically by sparrowhawks!
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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My friend is auctioning her late husband and late son's substantial Dr Who collection. It would be lovely if you could share this with any fans you may know. #drwho
www.theodorebruceauctions.com.au/auction-cata...
Catalog - Collectables including a Dr Who Collection | December
www.theodorebruceauctions.com.au
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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i think defining white american culture as the absence of culture or the absence of seasoning is harmful in ways that aren’t immediately obvious. like the first thing i think of is that this makes it seem definitionally fragile. it breaks as soon as you add something new. which comes up in the film
December 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I watched the new knives out movie! I had a lot of fun. but I couldn’t help thinking about how johnson admitted that he drew on his evangelical background to depict american christianity while borrowing catholic aesthetic, leading to a church setting that feels weirdly frankensteined together
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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one of my fave sqq-isms is when he thinks to himself "just saying thank you wouldn't be anywhere near enough given everything liu qingge has done for me" so he just doesn't say it
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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don't talk to blorbo on the plagiarism machine, you fools. bully your friends into pretending to be your blorbos online with you
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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funniest possible iteration of the "no" timeline: zzl falls madly in love with nie huaisang and goes to live in qinghe, leaving jiang cheng with friends & family in every single sect but his own
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Columbo did this best by making it feel like every time you learn something about him, you're pretty sure he's lying
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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As a little antidote to all the grim tidings here’s a classic rendition of Tom Lehrer’s classic song.

youtu.be/MehTnsDVvU4?...
Hanukkah in Santa Monica
YouTube video by Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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me when you like my little posts
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM