@chris-the-geek.bsky.social
Just your standard issue gorgeous accessibility specialist
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The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
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“Dining out is one of the fastest growing leisure activities of the 1980s...”
I can’t imagine why this disquietingly over-busy horror show never took off... 🤷♂️
I can’t imagine why this disquietingly over-busy horror show never took off... 🤷♂️
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Dining out is one of the fastest growing leisure activities of the 1980s...”
I can’t imagine why this disquietingly over-busy horror show never took off... 🤷♂️
I can’t imagine why this disquietingly over-busy horror show never took off... 🤷♂️
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flesh rent asunder. the agony of perverse contortion aflame behind the eyes. against god.
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
flesh rent asunder. the agony of perverse contortion aflame behind the eyes. against god.
So no to Juneteenth but yes to…Boxing Day?
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So no to Juneteenth but yes to…Boxing Day?
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First they cut arts in schools to make way for standards and efficiency. And now we hear we need machines to come up with new ideas for us because we can’t do it.
Just say No to these people. It’s dangerous nonsense. And should be disregarded and treated only with scorn.
Just say No to these people. It’s dangerous nonsense. And should be disregarded and treated only with scorn.
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
First they cut arts in schools to make way for standards and efficiency. And now we hear we need machines to come up with new ideas for us because we can’t do it.
Just say No to these people. It’s dangerous nonsense. And should be disregarded and treated only with scorn.
Just say No to these people. It’s dangerous nonsense. And should be disregarded and treated only with scorn.
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Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
I will play video games and there will be this stupid widget I don’t have an option to play the game without and it runs around attacking things, making my life harder and everything in the game hate me.
Anyway, just bringing up life with one of those things for *glances at The News* reasons.
Anyway, just bringing up life with one of those things for *glances at The News* reasons.
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I will play video games and there will be this stupid widget I don’t have an option to play the game without and it runs around attacking things, making my life harder and everything in the game hate me.
Anyway, just bringing up life with one of those things for *glances at The News* reasons.
Anyway, just bringing up life with one of those things for *glances at The News* reasons.
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The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
The US has declared rhetorical war on the EU
The calls from America this weekend to destroy the EU are revealing. They hate the union because it's the only thing that can keep European countries from being Russian or American vassals.
davekeating.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
can they please stop
The likes of Trump and Musk are trying to start a war in Europe.
This is blatantly clear now.
They are backing Russia.
This is blatantly clear now.
They are backing Russia.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
can they please stop
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Breaking news: President Trump replaced the architect he handpicked to design his $300 million White House ballroom.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
Trump hires new White House ballroom architect
Although the two had clashed over the size of the project, the decisive factor was the small firm’s limited capacity to handle such an enormous project.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Breaking news: President Trump replaced the architect he handpicked to design his $300 million White House ballroom.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
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This is a beautifully written piece.
"Fractures have emerged in the Maga coalition," writes Guardian columnist Moira Donegan. "Republicans are beginning to imagine what the country – and more importantly, their own careers – will look like without him."
Cracks have emerged in the Maga coalition | Moira Donegan
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is a beautifully written piece.
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If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com
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I'd make a jerk off motion at you but then you'd have to tell your son
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Democrats to be executed: "Attorneys have to parse the language and determine all that."
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'd make a jerk off motion at you but then you'd have to tell your son
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Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.
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oh, when you've lost Mort Klein
“We are disappointed in President (Donald) Trump,” said Morton Klein, president of the conservative Zionist Organization of America, adding that he should “rethink and retract” his comments.
Trump Refuses to Disavow White Nationalist Nick Fuentes, Praising Carlson
President Donald Trump lack of criticism of Nick Fuentes echoes his longstanding reluctance to disavow right-wing figures.
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
oh, when you've lost Mort Klein
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
Republicans are shouting at one another in Congress and all I can think is, “What a nightmare it must be to believe/have believed Donald Trump.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Republicans are shouting at one another in Congress and all I can think is, “What a nightmare it must be to believe/have believed Donald Trump.”
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The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp
thehardtimes.net/blog/the-har...
thehardtimes.net/blog/the-har...
The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp
Ah, summer is in the air, and so is opportunity - the opportunity to meet someone new and exciting, and turn them into a Pulp fan. But how will you subtly go about introducing this person to the most ...
thehardtimes.net
September 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp
thehardtimes.net/blog/the-har...
thehardtimes.net/blog/the-har...
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This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Losing a loved one to Alzheimer’s, it puts the the idea of a “good death” into perspective.
How many narrators have we heard drum out, “and the last thing that went through their mind was-“
Losing a loved one to Alzheimer’s, it puts the the idea of a “good death” into perspective.
How many narrators have we heard drum out, “and the last thing that went through their mind was-“
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
YDHTRT(1/10)
Losing a loved one to Alzheimer’s, it puts the the idea of a “good death” into perspective.
How many narrators have we heard drum out, “and the last thing that went through their mind was-“
Losing a loved one to Alzheimer’s, it puts the the idea of a “good death” into perspective.
How many narrators have we heard drum out, “and the last thing that went through their mind was-“
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!