Chris B
@chrisb011235813.bsky.social
Birds. Books. Banishing all wannabe-dictators.
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
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The Tufted Flycatcher is a fantastic little bird found in above 700m in Costa Rica. These little birds will return to one perch repeatedly, hunting for insects. This one was tracking lunch from below.
Santa Elena Reserve #CostaRica
#birds #nature
Santa Elena Reserve #CostaRica
#birds #nature
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The Tufted Flycatcher is a fantastic little bird found in above 700m in Costa Rica. These little birds will return to one perch repeatedly, hunting for insects. This one was tracking lunch from below.
Santa Elena Reserve #CostaRica
#birds #nature
Santa Elena Reserve #CostaRica
#birds #nature
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been saving this photo of the in-laws pet blob from christmas for strategic deployment and i think now's a good time
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
been saving this photo of the in-laws pet blob from christmas for strategic deployment and i think now's a good time
Ah yes, finally it makes sense. The oppositional-defiant kumquat couldn't bear a bit of mockery. Especially when it followed a speech critical of his warmongering. Perfect.
“He gets up there and he tries to imitate my dance a little bit,” Trump said of Nicolás Maduro, the Venezuelan leader that he ousted and kidnapped on Saturday.
Maduro’s public dancing reportedly contributed to the Trump’s decision to abduct him.
Maduro’s public dancing reportedly contributed to the Trump’s decision to abduct him.
Trump dances for House Republicans after ranting and raving to them for nearly 90 minutes
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Ah yes, finally it makes sense. The oppositional-defiant kumquat couldn't bear a bit of mockery. Especially when it followed a speech critical of his warmongering. Perfect.
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You're posting about one of the darkest days in modern American history, which continues to be replayed daily by the current regime.
I'm posting this cute duckling.
We are not the same. 🐣 🪶
#InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay
I'm posting this cute duckling.
We are not the same. 🐣 🪶
#InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
You're posting about one of the darkest days in modern American history, which continues to be replayed daily by the current regime.
I'm posting this cute duckling.
We are not the same. 🐣 🪶
#InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay
I'm posting this cute duckling.
We are not the same. 🐣 🪶
#InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay
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This is the energy i AM bringing into 2026! 🪶
January 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This is the energy i AM bringing into 2026! 🪶
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Sorry, best I can do is the Western Grebe Baby Taxi Service. 🐣 🪶
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Sorry, best I can do is the Western Grebe Baby Taxi Service. 🐣 🪶
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Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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I must now cleanse my mind of the nightmarish horrors of reality by watching silly froggies who have trouble eating their numnums
January 3, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I must now cleanse my mind of the nightmarish horrors of reality by watching silly froggies who have trouble eating their numnums
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I'm just staring at the tv listening to the news, jaw agape, not even able to comprehend what's even happening right now
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I'm just staring at the tv listening to the news, jaw agape, not even able to comprehend what's even happening right now
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Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
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January 3, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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jiminy's animal reviews: This is a crucifix frog (𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘪), a small burrowing frog native to Australia. Its name comes from the cross shaped pattern on its back, which doesn’t make sense because we all know Jesus wasn’t amphibious. He also, as far as we know, didn’t eat ants or termites. 🧵
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
jiminy's animal reviews: This is a crucifix frog (𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘪), a small burrowing frog native to Australia. Its name comes from the cross shaped pattern on its back, which doesn’t make sense because we all know Jesus wasn’t amphibious. He also, as far as we know, didn’t eat ants or termites. 🧵
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Should have said with this one: this idea comes courtesy of @theinfophile.bsky.social.
Thank you, you were right
Thank you, you were right
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Should have said with this one: this idea comes courtesy of @theinfophile.bsky.social.
Thank you, you were right
Thank you, you were right
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Here's a really easy New Year's Resolution:
If you're sick with something contagious, you will stay home if your circumstances allow.
If you can't stay home, you will mask around others until there is no possibility you are contagious.
By making these choices, you will literally save lives.
If you're sick with something contagious, you will stay home if your circumstances allow.
If you can't stay home, you will mask around others until there is no possibility you are contagious.
By making these choices, you will literally save lives.
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Here's a really easy New Year's Resolution:
If you're sick with something contagious, you will stay home if your circumstances allow.
If you can't stay home, you will mask around others until there is no possibility you are contagious.
By making these choices, you will literally save lives.
If you're sick with something contagious, you will stay home if your circumstances allow.
If you can't stay home, you will mask around others until there is no possibility you are contagious.
By making these choices, you will literally save lives.
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Sure, you've seen hundreds of birds on land take flight, but have you seen hundreds of pelicans on the OCEAN take flight? 🦑 🪶
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sure, you've seen hundreds of birds on land take flight, but have you seen hundreds of pelicans on the OCEAN take flight? 🦑 🪶
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There is no foolproof protection for anyone, Americans included, from ICE’s rabid tactics.
Confirmed: ICE Is Arresting American Citizens—and Lying About It
A government that flouts the Fourth Amendment and then lies about it to courts and the people has crossed a moral and legal frontier.
newrepublic.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There is no foolproof protection for anyone, Americans included, from ICE’s rabid tactics.
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The reason this Harvard history professor decided he was done with one of the best and most privileged jobs in the world was, in his own words, because he was forced to lecture in a mask during peak Covid.
I’m not making this up.
I’m not making this up.
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The reason this Harvard history professor decided he was done with one of the best and most privileged jobs in the world was, in his own words, because he was forced to lecture in a mask during peak Covid.
I’m not making this up.
I’m not making this up.
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How I’m entering 2026:
a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it .
Alt: a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it — Big Bird kicks the door in like a motherfucker
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
How I’m entering 2026:
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