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Chris 'Evo' Evans
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The Reticule, games, graps, football, NFL and random musings.

Same name as I am on the bird app!
I'm no naval historian, but even I know "battleships" were generally superceded by carriers in WW2, and so can't be considered a new type...

@dreadships.bsky.social looking forward to your takedown of this idiocy!
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Picked up Red Dead on the Switch, and now wondering why I didn't finish Red Dead 2 on the PlayStation. Might need to revisit that!
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This is a brilliant tale of what goes wrong when institutional knowledge goes down the drain.

mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day...
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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A plutonium-packed generator disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains in a covert mission that the U.S. will not talk about (gift article).
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Did the C.I.A. Lose a Nuclear Device in the Himalayas? (Gift Article)
A plutonium-packed generator disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains in a covert mission that the U.S. will not talk about.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns
September 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not be proceeding with proposed loan of Nicolas Jackson after injury to Liam Delap. 24yo striker travelled to Germany for #FCBayern move but #CFC requested Senegal int’l returns to London 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not proceed with Nicolas Jackson loan after Liam Delap injury
Delap sustained a hamstring injury during Saturday's victory over Fulham.
www.nytimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I feel like there’s two “25 years ago”s and one of them is the year 2000 where we had like computers and the internet and email and shit and the other one “25 years ago” is a mixture of 1978 and somewhere around 1800
August 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If anyone wants to get stuck into a sci-fi indie title, The Signal from Tolva is well worth your time.

I played it at EGX way back when, and probably should boot it up again!

thereticule.wordpress.com/2016/09/24/t...
June 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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August 16, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Warm up act for Nine Inch Nails sound like they might slip out a Hell March anytime now.
a man with a tattoo on his forehead that says ' n ' on it
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his forehead that says ' n ' on it
media.tenor.com
June 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Now I'm thinking with Portals
June 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1.

Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
June 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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For those who do not have access or care to go to Twitter for the video, here is the video of the U.S. Secretary of the Army stating that there is currently a soldier on the moon:
June 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Lego advertising me the good stuff 😏
June 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Being colourblind, I'm glad my clothes pegs are nice and distinct colours, so I don't have to worry about use mismatching pegs
We have a mish-mash of clothes pegs, but everyone knows washing is happiest if it's pegged on the line using matching pegs for each item. Except my family, apparently, who heedlessly take a more haphazard approach. So I've binned all the old pegs and bought 200 identical new ones
June 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Amazing. Respect the lede.
June 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason
June 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Welcome to your next gaming addiction! Been working on this for the past year and am excited to FINALLY talk about … a Tower Survivor?!?

We’re rolling out a Closed Beta SOON, so if you’re keen to get hands on, fill out the form and gimme a nudge. You won’t regret it. 🫶
Do you have what it takes to protect your rolling city from the Monsters that are Coming? Build, gather resources, upgrade and fight the hordes...if you can.

Monsters Are Coming! Rock & Road coming to PC soon. Wishlist Now. store.steampowered.com/app/2934220/...
June 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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i think george lucas might have been reading lord of the rings when he made the first star wars films. because obviously “frodo” rhymes with “yodo.” and like frodo, yodo was a short little hero who carried a mystical glowing sword. kind of a cool tip of the cap from lucas there
May 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Finished reading the Metro books last night. Really enjoyed the creepy/horror elements of the first two, but didn't understand why the last one took such a turn away from all of that. Glad I read them all, just perplexed by the thematic changes.
May 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM