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Chris Mountford
@chrisfm52e.bsky.social
That bloke with the three Audi 80’s
My motor
Hey @chrisfm52e.bsky.social, have you seen this week's Classic Car Weekly? 👇 #Audi
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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It's happening!! 10am we go live and the #Saabmarine will be one of yours!
Pob lwc and bring a towel..
#hubnuttreasurehunt
#saabmarine #hubnuttreasurehunt is on! Come and find me in Northamptonshire! I go Live at 10am on YouTube. Bring a towel!
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

1972 MGB GT
1983 Audi 80 CD
1991 Mercedes 190e
2001 Vauxhall Corsa
2004 BMW 545i Touring
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Peugeot 104
Volvo 244
Ford Escort mk1
Vauxhall Victor FB
British Leyland Mini Clubman
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
@fistsofham6.bsky.social flippin’ ‘eck, didn’t realise you were on here mate
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Saw this with @chrisfm52e.bsky.social last week.

When we literally froze our tits off
Super Samba! 😍

‘impressions’ no.54 is one of the stars of the Roger Albert Clark Rally - the Group B Talbot Samba!

This piece is available to buy, too. A5 size, £75+p&p. A lovely little piece that could sit happily on your wall, or on your desk!

#WRC #Rally
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Might have a cup of tea. It’s all going on here.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Post your getaway vehicle
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Presumably he just repeatedly played Ghost Town by The Specials?
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Ok nosey question: are you a parent with adult kids still living at home, or adult child who’s had to move back (after leaving uni/in a crisis/to save up)? Writing about this for the Guardian & keen to hear (anonymously if needed - DMs open or [email protected],uk) how it’s working...
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Not only is this an excellent film, it features mine and @popup-breakdown.bsky.social cars. Go see it.
CINEMA DATES
For our Film in the UK
Screening NOW!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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CINEMA DATES
For our Film in the UK
Screening NOW!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Latest budget story on BBC suggests alterations to sugar tax.

Forget Thatcher, Thatcher, Milk Snatcher
I bring you:

Starmer, Reeves
Milkshake Thieves!
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Rarely a day goes by where I don’t think about this scene from the Simpsons
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
After spending much of yesterday out in the cold, I really don’t want to get out of bed today.

Can someone bring me a pot of tea and a fried breakfast to my room please? Ta.
a cartoon of mickey mouse sitting on a bed next to a tray of tea
ALT: a cartoon of mickey mouse sitting on a bed next to a tray of tea
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I need to solve a mystery.

Someone anonymously sent me a hot wheels in the post.

I won’t post a pic of the car because I won’t be able to tell if someone is just taking credit.

If you sent me a toy car this week please identify yourself by telling me what make, model & colour it was.
a man in a suit and tie says join me perhaps you will be able to solve a mystery
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says join me perhaps you will be able to solve a mystery
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
TWINGGGGGOOOOOOOOO!!!! 🚨
Up to now the oldest thing I've seen has been a Mk6 Fiesta!

#GeosPortugueseCarSpots #SlimPickings
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Unfortunate but inevitable news. Always liked David Coverdale and was privileged to see him live twice. In fact, Whitesnake were one of my highlights of Download 2019.

www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...
David Coverdale announces retirement from music
"We've taken care of the lion's wig"
www.loudersound.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Robert Plank
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing

Geddy Pee
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Wince Neil
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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That @chrisfm52e.bsky.social might be into this
£8.99 via Tesco, other outlets are available 😁
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Our diorama has been built for the Audi A6 Allroad
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
@thealso.bsky.social I just found this badge on the floor at our Club Audi stand, is it yours?
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM