Chris Hutber
@chrishutber.bsky.social
Solent based businessman. Likes integrity and competence in politicians. Not had to block anyone on here yet.
I was having dinner at the Thai in Wandsworth Town when my date said “Oh look, there’s that bloke from the Channel 4 property programme”. I looked up and said “oh yes”, but I was looking at Kevin McCloud on the table in front of me, while she had spotted Phil Spencer on the table behind 🤷♂️
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I was having dinner at the Thai in Wandsworth Town when my date said “Oh look, there’s that bloke from the Channel 4 property programme”. I looked up and said “oh yes”, but I was looking at Kevin McCloud on the table in front of me, while she had spotted Phil Spencer on the table behind 🤷♂️
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The arc of happiness.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The arc of happiness.
Does he think The Handmaid’s Tale is an instruction manual?
Hands down least “masculine” person I met covering tech. One lunch I had with him in Palo Alto (he was urging me to run for mayor and wanted to give me $) I recall thinking what an incredibly whiny boy (I think I told someone at the time: what a limp dick) and could not get away fast enough.
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Does he think The Handmaid’s Tale is an instruction manual?
Keep the sound down on the vid- it’s Sean Bean 🙉
Unity is stronger than division.
That’s why we’ve formed Together Alliance with 50+ organisations and thousands of individuals — all pushing back against the far right.
#Together we show where this country really stands.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
That’s why we’ve formed Together Alliance with 50+ organisations and thousands of individuals — all pushing back against the far right.
#Together we show where this country really stands.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Keep the sound down on the vid- it’s Sean Bean 🙉
I had the CD of this album. Half way through there is a break between tracks and Tom Petty says something like “Hello CD listeners, there will now be a pause where people will turn over their LPs”
Tom Petty - Full Moon Fever
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#Music #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylCollectors #VinylRecords #NowPlaying #NowSpinning
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#Music #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylCollectors #VinylRecords #NowPlaying #NowSpinning
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I had the CD of this album. Half way through there is a break between tracks and Tom Petty says something like “Hello CD listeners, there will now be a pause where people will turn over their LPs”
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Never have I seen such a perfect example of Schrödinger's Migrant.
Zia Yusuf, asked whose PIP Reform would cut, talks about "foreign nationals". Less than a minute later, same "foreign nationals" are taking all the jobs and damning British youth to life on PIP.
🤡 Utter clownshow. ~AA
Zia Yusuf, asked whose PIP Reform would cut, talks about "foreign nationals". Less than a minute later, same "foreign nationals" are taking all the jobs and damning British youth to life on PIP.
🤡 Utter clownshow. ~AA
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Never have I seen such a perfect example of Schrödinger's Migrant.
Zia Yusuf, asked whose PIP Reform would cut, talks about "foreign nationals". Less than a minute later, same "foreign nationals" are taking all the jobs and damning British youth to life on PIP.
🤡 Utter clownshow. ~AA
Zia Yusuf, asked whose PIP Reform would cut, talks about "foreign nationals". Less than a minute later, same "foreign nationals" are taking all the jobs and damning British youth to life on PIP.
🤡 Utter clownshow. ~AA
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Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime (Published 1939)
www.nytimes.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This explains a lot
this from my piece on charlie kirk is probably the most important takeaway if you want to know why bad faith, right-wing voices in media are treated as just another set of peers
September 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This explains a lot
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My mum introduced me to Richard Stilgoe when I was 15 as “your biggest fan”. I died.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My mum introduced me to Richard Stilgoe when I was 15 as “your biggest fan”. I died.
Just realised I did a Zoom meeting this morning wearing this 😬
June 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just realised I did a Zoom meeting this morning wearing this 😬
Just brilliant
April 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just brilliant
@octopus.energy If your customer service is award winning, how bad must the others be? 😬
April 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
@octopus.energy If your customer service is award winning, how bad must the others be? 😬
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Gratitude is given freely. Demanding it disqualifies you from getting it. Demanding it from a country fighting for its life like Ukraine is cowardly and repellent, especially when your own administration is enmeshed in a deeply corrupt relationship with that country's oppressor.
February 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Gratitude is given freely. Demanding it disqualifies you from getting it. Demanding it from a country fighting for its life like Ukraine is cowardly and repellent, especially when your own administration is enmeshed in a deeply corrupt relationship with that country's oppressor.
I guess as it’s an offence to lie to the FBI, you just have to tell him he’s a twat if you see him
This has to be one of the biggest opsec fails I've ever seen in my life. The actual director of the FBI driving around in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable made even more so by it being neon red.
February 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I guess as it’s an offence to lie to the FBI, you just have to tell him he’s a twat if you see him
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“For his part, Musk claims that he purchased Trump outright by spending nearly $300 million on his 2024 campaign.” - @borowitzreport.bsky.social
Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump
The negotiations are proving contentious.
open.substack.com
February 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“For his part, Musk claims that he purchased Trump outright by spending nearly $300 million on his 2024 campaign.” - @borowitzreport.bsky.social
Did people listen to Rudolf Hess in the 30s and think “what a bloody idiot!”?
February 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Did people listen to Rudolf Hess in the 30s and think “what a bloody idiot!”?
Overheard on the high street from an exasperated grandmother: “Now she won’t wear the lovely jumpers I’ve knitted her because the wool the comes from sheeps!”. Somehow, I think that might not be the only reason.
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Overheard on the high street from an exasperated grandmother: “Now she won’t wear the lovely jumpers I’ve knitted her because the wool the comes from sheeps!”. Somehow, I think that might not be the only reason.
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Highly amused to discover that folk are now referring to Teslas as "Swasticars"
January 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Highly amused to discover that folk are now referring to Teslas as "Swasticars"
Yeah I’ve seen a few With Elon Musk in them too
Just received my first Facebook ad with a photo of a gigantic penis in it.
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January 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yeah I’ve seen a few With Elon Musk in them too
Just helped a woman login to the Wi-Fi and now she’s watching a video without headphones 😖
January 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Just helped a woman login to the Wi-Fi and now she’s watching a video without headphones 😖
My sister’s cat gave her a Lego model of itself for Christmas
January 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My sister’s cat gave her a Lego model of itself for Christmas
Dear online banking app. Please do not ask me for the name of my first pet and my mother’s maiden name and then tell me they are both too short. THOSE WERE THEIR NAMES.
December 20, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Dear online banking app. Please do not ask me for the name of my first pet and my mother’s maiden name and then tell me they are both too short. THOSE WERE THEIR NAMES.
Very disappointed with Netflix’s Carry-On. Not a smutty innuendo in sight.
December 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Very disappointed with Netflix’s Carry-On. Not a smutty innuendo in sight.