chrisp-stans.bsky.social
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I guess I'll take a break from Twitter since it's just Hell everyday now
January 19, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Scott Adams converting to christianity before he died as a "risk/reward calculation" is so perfectly Scott Adams and SO perfectly missing the point of christianity
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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"Why SHOULDN'T government be run like a business?"

Because the goals are diametrically opposed and mutually exclusive. Businesses exist to make money. Governments exist to make people's lives better.

You ask if the fire dept is successful at putting out fires and saving people, not the $ it makes
March 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_...

Crassus, the guy from whose name crass comes from, ran a private fire department and booming real estate business.

His men would set your home on fire, then offer you decreasing offers to buy it and put it out as it burned to the ground. Don't sell, it's ashes.
March 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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March 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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X engineers clocking in this morning
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Highly recommend buying used textbooks on thriftbooks and learning stuff that interests you, as a relaxing hobby.
February 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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elon musk being pitched on auschwitz 2: “UMMM based much? 💯😂”
February 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I should rewatch channel zero
February 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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You don’t want people to be cynical? March in there with cops
January 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Ok I guess that’s enough cute posts about fatherhood
January 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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it’s insane that mcconnell, likely one of the most evil republicans in modern history, is likely going to be this trump terms john mccain lol
McConnell votes NO on Pete Hegseth for secretary of defense.
January 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Rural white people being really fucking racist is anathema to the Bernie Sanders leftist theory of politics so they'll pretzel themselves before challenging their assumptions
January 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Leftists have a very "noble savage" view of the poor which ironically is part of why they can't get the poor to vote left.
I live in Appalachia. People are fucking dying, and feel abandoned by a system that put them in debt up to the neck then said "lol whatever hick." Trump said "I can help you." He was lying and wrong but he said something. Dems didn't. That's democracy man. It sucks shit but here we are.
January 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Drafts, group DMs, media in DMs, native translate. Come on guys. Sprint these features while the Nazi shit is fresh
January 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
January 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Welp, there you have it. The "sin of empathy."
January 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The reason all these sex pest billionaires love genAI so much is that its meaningless, shallow, mindless output of word salad sounds like them.

"It talks just like me, obviously it is intelligent," says a guy who clearly has not spent more than 30 seconds thinking about anything in decades.
Sam Altman is just blurting out words now

www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
January 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I can’t even look at the news today but this is about where I’m at.

Artist credit: Liberal Jane
January 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Trump stole the election and sadly there are no more than five politicians in the entire nation that give a shit about anything.
January 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM