chris
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With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos
September 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos
well lauren… #BB27
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August 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
well lauren… #BB27
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shanghai
beijing
chongqing
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guangzhou
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chongqing
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If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
August 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
shanghai
beijing
chongqing
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guangzhou
beijing
chongqing
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guangzhou
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kathryn complaining about being last to hear shit but she doesn’t talk to anyone #bb27
a cartoon smiley face with a needle sticking out of its ear
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July 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
kathryn complaining about being last to hear shit but she doesn’t talk to anyone #bb27
they ripped her a new asshole my god
wow a Dem senator actually went on a show that asked tough questions instead of the usual captured outlets. Credit where it's due
July 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
they ripped her a new asshole my god
#bb27 really strange that the edit is trying to paint rachel as a mastermind cause actually she’s ingratiated herself really well to where she doesn’t feel like a retunee and that’s more impressive
July 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
#bb27 really strange that the edit is trying to paint rachel as a mastermind cause actually she’s ingratiated herself really well to where she doesn’t feel like a retunee and that’s more impressive
i guess i dont get why amy is spending so much energy defending someone who she is next to on the block...... #bb27
a woman wearing a black off the shoulder top is standing in front of a wall with pictures on it
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July 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i guess i dont get why amy is spending so much energy defending someone who she is next to on the block...... #bb27
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"While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what 'en penischock' translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that 'Robinsons penis hängd ute.'"
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Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times | Defector
Eagle-eyed trackheads following the Ostrava Golden Spike in Czechia might have noticed American hurdler Chris Robinson, an NCAA champion at Alabama, winning the 400 meters with some unorthodox form. M...
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June 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what 'en penischock' translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that 'Robinsons penis hängd ute.'"
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thinking about her today and her speedy deployment. not even a week later lmfao
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
thinking about her today and her speedy deployment. not even a week later lmfao
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In North Korea, there are no machines to measure how hard your dick is at night. We all must take turns holding dicks and writing down in the mud with a stick how hard they are. You can't even put your son's blood in you, or put your blood in your father. Only rat blood is allowed.
June 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In North Korea, there are no machines to measure how hard your dick is at night. We all must take turns holding dicks and writing down in the mud with a stick how hard they are. You can't even put your son's blood in you, or put your blood in your father. Only rat blood is allowed.