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my hip hurts!!
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in spite of their best efforts, being a coastal urban elite this year was still a hundred times better than living in the suburbs. scoreboard
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“jack schlossberg is going to run for senate” yeah well in the dreamscape he’s going on cross country coke benders with me. which he would probably enjoy more
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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surely we can come up with something better for 7 billion people than being lorded over by a bunch of plundering elderly murder and torture enthusiasts who whisper to each other about printing spare organs so they can immiserate others in perpetuity
September 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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what i'm tryna watch
August 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Tim Curry on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993), in costume as Cardinal Richelieu, holding an original GameBoy.
August 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.

As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
che diaz is one of my scrooge ghosts
August 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
eddington is about how covid turned half of the united states into dr. bronner
July 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
portlandia back on netflix … i feel fifteen again
July 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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“Tonight, we made history … I will be your democratic nominee for mayor of New York City” - Zohran Mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
oh i need to move to nyc EXPEDITIOUSLY
June 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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1 in 12 Americans live in California.

1 in 35 Americans live in LA County.

LA is America
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
goodnight and good luck livestream really put into perspective exactly how hammered mccarthy was
June 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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June 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
average weho resident
Pride Month has fallen.
June 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
soooo pleased with how this mend turned out cannot stop bragging about it. i love having literally the most basic sewing skills
April 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
thinking about getting back on twitter to bully conservatives idk
April 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
the songs on this week’s righteous gemstones made me cryyy
April 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“if you’re having bad times, i’m so sorry.” - lady gaga
April 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
nothing like a good medical drama to remind you that you’re just a hunk of meat
March 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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In strictly practical terms, like in terms of the emotional fuel that powers the entire project, this is one of the most important shots in all of Twin Peaks. When he cuts to this and you see what they're realizing...man.
Twin Peaks: The empty school desk of Laura Palmer.
March 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM