chuckjager95.bsky.social
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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you can't vote nazis out of power. you can't legislate nazis out of power. you can't litigate nazis out of power. there's only one way you can remove nazis from power. every moment we delay in accepting that fact is a moment in which they're advancing their plans against us.
February 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A modern day… WHAT?!!
March 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Also, just one of these government-funded Elon shitshows could fund the Veterans Suicide hotline until the end of time.
Elon Musk blew up another rocket using your tax money, it was recently reported that his failed experiments and falling satellites are causing severe damage to our ozone layer, risking the entire planet. #3E #EndAutogenocide #EndOligarchy
March 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The FAA approved another launch before the last crash investigation was completed — and it ended in another disaster.

Why is SpaceX getting a free pass from DOGE cuts? 🤔
March 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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For introverts, music is the most reliable shoulder to cry on.
March 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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“I’m gonna berate and bully the leader of a warn-torn democratic ally for all the world to see because my daddy Vladdy told me to, but first let me put on these fifty-three layers of cake makeup so all the drag queen hating MAGA Incels who jerk off to my face know I’m a manly man.” - this fucker
March 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Ending the night with this.
*Get your hankies*
A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.
March 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Great job MAGA.
March 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.

This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.

What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Pedro Pascal responding to transphobia on social media: “I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” (via @charliejane.bsky.social) [capitalfm.com]
Pedro Pascal calls out “vile and pathetic” transphobic trolls after defending trans rights
Pedro Pascal, whose sister Lux is a trans woman, is a prominent trans ally and he has no time for transphobia.
www.capitalfm.com
February 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Breaking (ABC News): Sec. of State Marco Rubio said he intends to cut nearly 10,000 foreign aid awards permanently within the coming days, as part of his review of foreign aid contracts and grants.
February 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Dictator behavior
February 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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a huge part of this administration's agenda is punishing women who are victims of rape, assault, and abuse. any news outlet that doesn't acknowledge this is part of the problem.
February 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Dear @Doge

If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
February 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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It’s like asking birds not to fly…
January 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Hey hey hey, good morning Blueskyers!
January 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM