Citizen A
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that scene from the mummy where Beni is pulling out all the religious symbols to pray with, but its different leftist tendencies
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 AM
that scene from the mummy where Beni is pulling out all the religious symbols to pray with, but its different leftist tendencies
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Made the mistake of inviting a rat therian to my dinner party. Fucker's in the kitchen every five minutes telling me what herbs to add
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Made the mistake of inviting a rat therian to my dinner party. Fucker's in the kitchen every five minutes telling me what herbs to add
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i went to the biosphere 2 in arizona recently and the funniest thing for me was one of the crew mentioning that what broke them was not the starvation, the depleting oxygen, or that local children who would come to throw food and jeer at them—but Jane Goodall stopping by to impassively watch them
January 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i went to the biosphere 2 in arizona recently and the funniest thing for me was one of the crew mentioning that what broke them was not the starvation, the depleting oxygen, or that local children who would come to throw food and jeer at them—but Jane Goodall stopping by to impassively watch them
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Just stood in my kitchenette and ate 7 pieces of buttered bread in a row, NEVER kill yourself!!!
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Just stood in my kitchenette and ate 7 pieces of buttered bread in a row, NEVER kill yourself!!!
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Solstice Peace, Hope, Light... ✌️✨🫶
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Solstice Peace, Hope, Light... ✌️✨🫶
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Holy fuck this is gorgeous, and the Kettle on their back dude that’s crazy
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Holy fuck this is gorgeous, and the Kettle on their back dude that’s crazy
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Arc Raider Commission for citizena
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Arc Raider Commission for citizena
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Blunch:
The meal you eat upon waking when you sleep in till the afternoon because you're obviously depressed again.
The meal you eat upon waking when you sleep in till the afternoon because you're obviously depressed again.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Blunch:
The meal you eat upon waking when you sleep in till the afternoon because you're obviously depressed again.
The meal you eat upon waking when you sleep in till the afternoon because you're obviously depressed again.
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I don’t think everyone who overheard me liked it but I saw this and went ‘incredibly unfair for me to encounter this at a time in my life when I’m not dating a trans man’
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don’t think everyone who overheard me liked it but I saw this and went ‘incredibly unfair for me to encounter this at a time in my life when I’m not dating a trans man’
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okay seems like a lot of people have tricked themselves into thinking they were speaking portuguese as a bit at some point this season thanks to brazilian pirates lmfao
i'm super high right now, watching the newest smiling friends. they do a simpsons reference at the beginning of the episode and i thought that all these characters were talking in nonsense noises like glep does, but then i heard pim talk and realized the torrent i have was set to portuguese
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
okay seems like a lot of people have tricked themselves into thinking they were speaking portuguese as a bit at some point this season thanks to brazilian pirates lmfao
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
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smoked so much fine Magna Carta I woke up king-in-parliament. They got my ass transformed into an abstract representation of sovereignty
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
smoked so much fine Magna Carta I woke up king-in-parliament. They got my ass transformed into an abstract representation of sovereignty
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Me (eleven hours ago): Ah shit, I missed my window to take my PM ADHD medicine. Well, it’s not *too* far off,
Me (right now, at 4am): Hm.
Me (right now, at 4am): Hm.
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Me (eleven hours ago): Ah shit, I missed my window to take my PM ADHD medicine. Well, it’s not *too* far off,
Me (right now, at 4am): Hm.
Me (right now, at 4am): Hm.
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am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing
October 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing
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"Arthur Spiderwick's Field Guide to the Fantastical World Around You" was released on October 25th, 2005. Although we did a 20th anniversary edition last year, with several pages of new art, I thought I'd share some behind-the-scenes photos and memories of this momentous book in my career.🧵
October 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Arthur Spiderwick's Field Guide to the Fantastical World Around You" was released on October 25th, 2005. Although we did a 20th anniversary edition last year, with several pages of new art, I thought I'd share some behind-the-scenes photos and memories of this momentous book in my career.🧵
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seeing the lays flavors in china is like a gorbachev supermarket moment
September 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
seeing the lays flavors in china is like a gorbachev supermarket moment
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so if youre dating, wheres the third one?? ohhhh i see so youre like a throuple, but with two people..... a douple
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
so if youre dating, wheres the third one?? ohhhh i see so youre like a throuple, but with two people..... a douple
So glad that capitalist innovation exists to offer “thing you had” as an alternative to “thing you had but worse”
November 11, 2024 at 4:03 AM
So glad that capitalist innovation exists to offer “thing you had” as an alternative to “thing you had but worse”