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zelestials.bsky.social
i know what i need and i know what i want
A meme image of the hierarchy of needs triangle, but it's drawn over with "physical merch of your own OC" on top for all of the tiers.
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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rosebudriot.bsky.social
Whe- when u wh... when you when whennnnnn
March 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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tamrakat.bsky.social
Image of library book display labeled:

“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”

Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World

~TAiLS of a Bookworm
May 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
Social media:
- depressing
- at the mercy of algorithms
- full of posers try to make themselves look good
- relatively little Murderbot content

E-reader:
- no posers
- Pages arranged in sequential order only
- Each page is about Murderbot (as long as you're reading Murderbot)
May 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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rosemarymosco.com
Botany valentine. Another from years past. New one on Monday!
Beautiful red roses on a pink background with flowing script saying "Roses are red," Violets budding and blooming. "Violets are blue," Hydnora plants opening up looking like terrifying red mouths bursting from the hard sandy soil. "Hydnora are leafless, bizarrely fleshy, and incapable of producing chlorophyll," A splash of cute red and pink hearts. "And so are you. Happy Valentine's Day."
February 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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juunipupu.bsky.social
Knight and the enemy within

[ #art | #ttrpg | #oc ]
knight oc Wreg holding his one-handed sword to his inner thigh, the blade almost ready to puncture the white fabric of his trousers. His outer layers, belt and armor pieces are falling off, and his upper torso is bare. Only half of his face can be seen, looking stern. Background is dark, with illustrated rose thorns and blood drops.
December 7, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting on the opposite ends of a mattress, with a scrungled-up fitted sheet resting on top of the mattress between them. The foxes look at each other, full of confidence. Green: Ready to tackle putting on the fitted sheet? Blue: Yep! Blue and Green begin to struggle with the sheet, stretching it over the mattress. Blue: Is it still on right? Green: No! The left corner escaped! After great painstaking efforts, the foxes succeed. Standing on the opposite sides of the now sheet-covered mattress, they admire the fruits of their hard work. Green: Phew! Finally! The foxes draw back in surprise as the mattress suddenly gives in under the strain of the bedsheet, folding nearly in half into a banana shape, as the corners of the mattress are pulled up by the corners of the sheet.
January 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk, talking as they go. Green: You know what's wild about people who are good at keeping secrets? Blue: What? Green: You might not even know if you know one! People who keep their mouth shut don't brag about it. You could know someone who is sitting on a murder confession and never find out. Blue turns to look at Green, who looks back at him. Blue: ...What?
January 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is laying down on the floor, as Blue appears from the background, observing him. Green, thinking: Alright, time to get up now. Green remains on the floor, unmoving, as Blue prepares to pounce. Green, still in thought: Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get uuup Green has still made no attempt to get up, as Blue is leaping right on top of him, visible only as a blue vaguely fox-shaped blur. Green: Any minute now. Blue lands on top of Green, across his back, effectively preventing him from getting up. Green looks mildly surprised but not disappointed. Blue: Hi. Green: Hi.
January 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing
January 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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willowcatelyn.bsky.social
Hey look at this guy!
God's favorite orange tabby cat rests on his side in the soft winter sun.
January 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell
January 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
preheating my oven takes quite a while, which is remarkable to me considering the myriad evils we as a species have executed in the name of making things take 5 seconds
January 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
January 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
cityfey.bsky.social
closed tumblr with the intention of reading the fic im trying to read. unfortunately now im here so.
January 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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amandamull.bsky.social
Really can’t recommend “Worn: A People’s History of Clothing” by Sofi Thanhauser enough! bookshop.org/p/books/worn...
January 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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slop.guru
hey bro thanks for having me over, btw i touched the cursed scroll on your nightstand and it started glowing, sorry about that
January 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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ao3struggles.bsky.social
the inherent homoeroticism of a well-tailored suit
January 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
cityfey.bsky.social
i love when asmr people get their partners or parents in on it because they never know whats going on its so sweet
January 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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everywhereist.bsky.social
Okay. I can't believe I have to make this rule, but here it is.

DO NOT PLAY HARMONICAS ON PLANES.
January 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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noelmu.bsky.social
I like it when a recipe tells me to chill for an hour, because man that's what I *do*.
January 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
cityfey.bsky.social
my brother's computer is currently in my room and i make no effort to stop talking to myself outloud while hes in here because that's a choice he made. mostly this is a non issue because he wears headphones but sometimes he hears me say like one word and its so funny to me
January 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
gonna make a lamb carrot barley and rosemary stew this week
January 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM