CLIFFORD’S POOPER SCOOPER
@cliffordsdogwalker.bsky.social
Not politically correct 30% of the time.
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I got a lobotomy done at Toyotathon.✨
Going to work tomorrow after being off all last week is the equivalent of hitting your pinky toe on the corner of a piece of furniture. 🪑
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Going to work tomorrow after being off all last week is the equivalent of hitting your pinky toe on the corner of a piece of furniture. 🪑
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I love how America keeps pretending that Pete Buttigieg could be president. Such a mean girl power move, America. Get that little weasels hopes up!
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I love how America keeps pretending that Pete Buttigieg could be president. Such a mean girl power move, America. Get that little weasels hopes up!
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they invented a tortellini that can fix you and it's basically any tortellini
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
they invented a tortellini that can fix you and it's basically any tortellini
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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cashiers HATE when you pay them in coins the size of Dinner Plates
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
cashiers HATE when you pay them in coins the size of Dinner Plates
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whats popping mamacita. sorry. im being too forward. how are you mamacita
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
whats popping mamacita. sorry. im being too forward. how are you mamacita
Going to bed. It’s been real, Bluesky.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Going to bed. It’s been real, Bluesky.
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MAGA accounts on Twitter originating in foreign countries are not on my 2025 bingo card.
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
MAGA accounts on Twitter originating in foreign countries are not on my 2025 bingo card.
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i hope all you bitcoin fucks go broke... fiat forever bitches
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i hope all you bitcoin fucks go broke... fiat forever bitches
I live for the videos of package thieves getting what they deserve when the boxes explode all over them with paint. 🎨
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I live for the videos of package thieves getting what they deserve when the boxes explode all over them with paint. 🎨
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he's right about Ballroom. will need a big space in which to hold all of their Show Trials
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
he's right about Ballroom. will need a big space in which to hold all of their Show Trials
If your baby is ugly I am going to vape on it a little bit. 🙂↔️
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If your baby is ugly I am going to vape on it a little bit. 🙂↔️
Hope everyone is having a relaxing Sunday. I loathe having to go back to work tomorrow, FYI.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hope everyone is having a relaxing Sunday. I loathe having to go back to work tomorrow, FYI.
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if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words
I got a lobotomy done at Toyotathon.✨
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I got a lobotomy done at Toyotathon.✨
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work-life balance is bullshit. you should die doing your job
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
work-life balance is bullshit. you should die doing your job
Hello, Bluesky. I’m new here, but I came for the brain rot, shit posting, and laughs. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hello, Bluesky. I’m new here, but I came for the brain rot, shit posting, and laughs. Thank you for your attention to this matter.