Brutalism Enjoyer
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Brutalism Enjoyer
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· Feb 4
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Me when I have found a kindred spirit, with whom I can bask in mutual understanding and enjoyment: hue hue hue, yes...
December 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me when I have found a kindred spirit, with whom I can bask in mutual understanding and enjoyment: hue hue hue, yes...
Restricting ourselves to just printable ASCII, there are 95^300 (2.07E593, that's a 2 followed by 593 zeros) possible bluesky posts.
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Restricting ourselves to just printable ASCII, there are 95^300 (2.07E593, that's a 2 followed by 593 zeros) possible bluesky posts.
It's that time of year again
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It's that time of year again
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Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.
It's possible to have such good boundaries that you edge into being an asshole. See: cats.
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's possible to have such good boundaries that you edge into being an asshole. See: cats.
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All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
Benjamin Safdie could play JD Vance, were it not for the fact that Safdie has any charisma at all.
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Benjamin Safdie could play JD Vance, were it not for the fact that Safdie has any charisma at all.
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imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
I have a group chat with friends (for cat pics and associated commentary), and I have declared myself benevolent moderator for life thereof. It is a sublime experience to just really rancidify the vibe in the chat, get called out on it, flex my administrative power, then get apologized to.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I have a group chat with friends (for cat pics and associated commentary), and I have declared myself benevolent moderator for life thereof. It is a sublime experience to just really rancidify the vibe in the chat, get called out on it, flex my administrative power, then get apologized to.
Can we all try to Morbius the metaverse, just for shits and giggles?
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Can we all try to Morbius the metaverse, just for shits and giggles?
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Reminder if you are not Protestant do not say poggers
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Reminder if you are not Protestant do not say poggers
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
How are these the same emoji
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
How are these the same emoji
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
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Keep your eyes open for theta
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Keep your eyes open for theta
@profanity.accountant eat my shit and hair
@profanity.accountant fuck you buddy
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
@profanity.accountant eat my shit and hair
You can't run from this by deleting it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
You can't run from this by deleting it.
Someone who posts a screenshot of their alt text completion graph at 100% but forgets to caption the screenshot
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Someone who posts a screenshot of their alt text completion graph at 100% but forgets to caption the screenshot
Mint dentistry r u hiring?
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Mint dentistry r u hiring?
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
Man, why did this guy get cast as Hitler so much? Oh...
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Man, why did this guy get cast as Hitler so much? Oh...
I like to make homoerotic jokes because
a) I like to do edgy jokes,
b) lowkey I'm starving for touch from my man friends, and
c) I'm giving a little yaoi tease for any ladies in attendance
a) I like to do edgy jokes,
b) lowkey I'm starving for touch from my man friends, and
c) I'm giving a little yaoi tease for any ladies in attendance
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I like to make homoerotic jokes because
a) I like to do edgy jokes,
b) lowkey I'm starving for touch from my man friends, and
c) I'm giving a little yaoi tease for any ladies in attendance
a) I like to do edgy jokes,
b) lowkey I'm starving for touch from my man friends, and
c) I'm giving a little yaoi tease for any ladies in attendance
Can we talk about those -- unfortunately placed buttons?
REPORTER: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened, or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order?
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Can we talk about those -- unfortunately placed buttons?
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it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools