Chewy
@cmattsun.bsky.social
Philly-Fishtown Pencil Pusher. Raiders fan (don't judge), so screw your birds, but I share in Cowboy hatred.
Can't decide who to support here because Cruz is 95% right, but Trump is 100% right.
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Can't decide who to support here because Cruz is 95% right, but Trump is 100% right.
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The gun was removed by agents from his waistband - he was never pointing it at them. He was already disarmed when they fired "defensive shots," killing the man. They then fired several shots at his lifeless body.
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The gun was removed by agents from his waistband - he was never pointing it at them. He was already disarmed when they fired "defensive shots," killing the man. They then fired several shots at his lifeless body.
Approximately nobody believed a single word of that DHS statement regarding the shooting before seeing the video.
But watch the video...because it confirms always that cops/law enforcement always lie about them shooting people.
But watch the video...because it confirms always that cops/law enforcement always lie about them shooting people.
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Approximately nobody believed a single word of that DHS statement regarding the shooting before seeing the video.
But watch the video...because it confirms always that cops/law enforcement always lie about them shooting people.
But watch the video...because it confirms always that cops/law enforcement always lie about them shooting people.
LOL, Belichick
UNC plans to employ two formerly great coaches: defector.com/unc-now-empl...
UNC Plans To Employ Two Formerly Great Coaches | Defector
The North Carolina Tar Heels, fresh off of the cataclysmic first season of the Bill Belichick era, have decided that what this program really needs is more notable old horndogs who used to be great at...
defector.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
LOL, Belichick
Nyt pitchbot just can’t compete sometimes
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Nyt pitchbot just can’t compete sometimes
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If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
cool. some of the epstein stuff is out.
okay, who is going to do something about it, since he controls all the levers?
okay, who is going to do something about it, since he controls all the levers?
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
cool. some of the epstein stuff is out.
okay, who is going to do something about it, since he controls all the levers?
okay, who is going to do something about it, since he controls all the levers?
All these good vibes and the successful elections...are because Dick Cheney died.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
All these good vibes and the successful elections...are because Dick Cheney died.
Are we going to establish borders with Florida? Because going forward, the kids of Florida do not have the vaccinated requirements for non-US people to enter the country.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Are we going to establish borders with Florida? Because going forward, the kids of Florida do not have the vaccinated requirements for non-US people to enter the country.
Just had to email to someone named "Synthia."
Probably wouldn't have thought twice about it, if not for having recently watched Aliens Earth.
Probably wouldn't have thought twice about it, if not for having recently watched Aliens Earth.
September 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just had to email to someone named "Synthia."
Probably wouldn't have thought twice about it, if not for having recently watched Aliens Earth.
Probably wouldn't have thought twice about it, if not for having recently watched Aliens Earth.
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I know everyone is consumed with other news, but this is a big fucking deal: The Trump administration says that IUDs and the Pill are actually abortions.
Here's what USAID told the NYT about the $10m in birth control they plan to destroy.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
Here's what USAID told the NYT about the $10m in birth control they plan to destroy.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I know everyone is consumed with other news, but this is a big fucking deal: The Trump administration says that IUDs and the Pill are actually abortions.
Here's what USAID told the NYT about the $10m in birth control they plan to destroy.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
Here's what USAID told the NYT about the $10m in birth control they plan to destroy.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
Hurting white male feelings ARE MAKING THEM TRANS!!!
aka, the new "catching gay."
aka, the new "catching gay."
September 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hurting white male feelings ARE MAKING THEM TRANS!!!
aka, the new "catching gay."
aka, the new "catching gay."
This is like the shit a small town mayor does for overreaction of a rando theft of a garbage can
Drug Enforcement Administration officers patrolling the National Mall.
If you know DC you understand how tremendously goofy this is
(h/t @lorenzohall1.bsky.social)
If you know DC you understand how tremendously goofy this is
(h/t @lorenzohall1.bsky.social)
August 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is like the shit a small town mayor does for overreaction of a rando theft of a garbage can
I look forward to future job reports to figure out what show they have been watching right before they hit "publish."
August 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I look forward to future job reports to figure out what show they have been watching right before they hit "publish."
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Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
Bye Terry. You will not be missed.
July 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bye Terry. You will not be missed.
I await Catturd's appointment to something, which is actually less offensive than this troll's appointment.
Nick Adams, an Australian-born right-wing troll/influencer, is Trump’s pick for ambassador to Malaysia.
July 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I await Catturd's appointment to something, which is actually less offensive than this troll's appointment.
The grammar on this wouldn't pass a class in 6th grade, much less the random capitalizations.
Trump is posting his tariff "letters" to various countries on Truth Social, with Japan and South Korea posted so far. He also ends the letters with "thank you for your attention to this matter!"
July 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The grammar on this wouldn't pass a class in 6th grade, much less the random capitalizations.
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Trump is posting his tariff "letters" to various countries on Truth Social, with Japan and South Korea posted so far. He also ends the letters with "thank you for your attention to this matter!"
July 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Trump is posting his tariff "letters" to various countries on Truth Social, with Japan and South Korea posted so far. He also ends the letters with "thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Wore my Hank Venture t-shirt while visiting the mexican pyramids, and got a "go team venture" from another random american tourists.
Its not a big club, but Venture fans always appreciate each other if we run into another in public.
Its not a big club, but Venture fans always appreciate each other if we run into another in public.
June 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Wore my Hank Venture t-shirt while visiting the mexican pyramids, and got a "go team venture" from another random american tourists.
Its not a big club, but Venture fans always appreciate each other if we run into another in public.
Its not a big club, but Venture fans always appreciate each other if we run into another in public.
Probably won't amount to meaningful change, but glad to see that Musk-douche get eaten by his calculated swing to right wing politics.
June 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Probably won't amount to meaningful change, but glad to see that Musk-douche get eaten by his calculated swing to right wing politics.
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Don't scorch your neurons trying to understand a woman who found Steven Miller and Elon Musk attractive. Some people eat poop.
May 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Don't scorch your neurons trying to understand a woman who found Steven Miller and Elon Musk attractive. Some people eat poop.
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Andor nails it — Many of Nazism's earliest supporters ended up in the camps. The man who wrote 'First They Came For' was an anti-communist Minister who cheered the incarceration of socialists. The poem is a warning about the dangers of supporting authoritarianism that you think works for you.
May 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Andor nails it — Many of Nazism's earliest supporters ended up in the camps. The man who wrote 'First They Came For' was an anti-communist Minister who cheered the incarceration of socialists. The poem is a warning about the dangers of supporting authoritarianism that you think works for you.
What would you say that you "do" at your job then?
Fetterman tells the NYT that doing committee work and casting floor votes is “performative” and that he is resentful to have been “shamed” into returning to the Senate to do these things after routinely skipping them all year.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...
Fetterman, Often Absent From Senate, Says He Has Been Shamed Into Returning
www.nytimes.com
May 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What would you say that you "do" at your job then?