Christine D
@cmdurniat.bsky.social
I hope to arrive at my death late, in love, and a little drunk. ENFJ. 🧜🏼♀️🧚🏼♀️🧙🏼♀️🧝🏼♀️
Had a coworker tell me I was “pretty tall for a female” today so I got that going for me I guess
July 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Had a coworker tell me I was “pretty tall for a female” today so I got that going for me I guess
Damn this is probably the first
Pope who’s ever eaten a hotdog
Pope who’s ever eaten a hotdog
May 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Damn this is probably the first
Pope who’s ever eaten a hotdog
Pope who’s ever eaten a hotdog
I think Luke Brian is AI or a psyop like he’s def not real. He’s got that “lab grown” look about him.
April 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I think Luke Brian is AI or a psyop like he’s def not real. He’s got that “lab grown” look about him.
April Fools Day is the worst day to be online. So tired of brands trying to be cute today 🙄
April 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
April Fools Day is the worst day to be online. So tired of brands trying to be cute today 🙄
I should be able to screen share when I FaceTime. Like sometimes I need you to see what I see live lmao
March 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I should be able to screen share when I FaceTime. Like sometimes I need you to see what I see live lmao
Buying a kayak is in the top five best decisions I’ve made in my 30s
March 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Buying a kayak is in the top five best decisions I’ve made in my 30s
Waterbeds really fell off. Are those still a thing. Does anyone have a waterbed?
March 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Waterbeds really fell off. Are those still a thing. Does anyone have a waterbed?
I’m turning 35 this year and I just decided to have a birthday party, I haven’t had a birthday party since I was maybe 8??? It’s going to be a board game and dip party and I’m going to get a vintage heart cake! I’m so excited 😭😭😭
February 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m turning 35 this year and I just decided to have a birthday party, I haven’t had a birthday party since I was maybe 8??? It’s going to be a board game and dip party and I’m going to get a vintage heart cake! I’m so excited 😭😭😭
My medication which I absolutely need to live a (mostly) pain free life just went up from $4500/month (30 day supply) to $5300/month. 30 pills. $177/pill. Completely normal system we have here. Absolutely not broken in anyway
February 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My medication which I absolutely need to live a (mostly) pain free life just went up from $4500/month (30 day supply) to $5300/month. 30 pills. $177/pill. Completely normal system we have here. Absolutely not broken in anyway
There is a direct correlation between youngest children and a complete lack of planning skills, and as the oldest this drives me completely insane
February 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There is a direct correlation between youngest children and a complete lack of planning skills, and as the oldest this drives me completely insane
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
I work with a guy who turns on an OOO any time he steps away from his desk even for a moment telling you that he’ll be right back and frankly that’s so insane, like we aren’t curing brain cancer. please chill tf out
February 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I work with a guy who turns on an OOO any time he steps away from his desk even for a moment telling you that he’ll be right back and frankly that’s so insane, like we aren’t curing brain cancer. please chill tf out
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Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.
February 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.
As a woman, it does not sit right with me that Travis was out here talking about how “honored” he was that DJT was coming to the Super Bowl after everything DJT has said about Taylor. If that was my man, I’d 1000% but a hex on his team so they lost the Super Bowl and looked like clowns doing it.
February 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As a woman, it does not sit right with me that Travis was out here talking about how “honored” he was that DJT was coming to the Super Bowl after everything DJT has said about Taylor. If that was my man, I’d 1000% but a hex on his team so they lost the Super Bowl and looked like clowns doing it.
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They should never let Tom Brady talk a jumper off of a ledge
February 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They should never let Tom Brady talk a jumper off of a ledge
SOMEONE TAKE THE MIC FROM TOM
February 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
SOMEONE TAKE THE MIC FROM TOM
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"It didn't explain what Salesforce *does*"
because if they said "you know when you buy a pair of boots online and five seconds after the order clears you get 'we noticed you bought these boots, want to buy them again' emails every fifteen minutes? We make that possible!" a mob would burn their HQ
because if they said "you know when you buy a pair of boots online and five seconds after the order clears you get 'we noticed you bought these boots, want to buy them again' emails every fifteen minutes? We make that possible!" a mob would burn their HQ
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"It didn't explain what Salesforce *does*"
because if they said "you know when you buy a pair of boots online and five seconds after the order clears you get 'we noticed you bought these boots, want to buy them again' emails every fifteen minutes? We make that possible!" a mob would burn their HQ
because if they said "you know when you buy a pair of boots online and five seconds after the order clears you get 'we noticed you bought these boots, want to buy them again' emails every fifteen minutes? We make that possible!" a mob would burn their HQ
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Tom Brady having an emotional crisis like the booth is his therapist's office
February 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Tom Brady having an emotional crisis like the booth is his therapist's office
I would literally pay Tom Brady to shut the fuck up
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I would literally pay Tom Brady to shut the fuck up
Looking up bell bottom jeans for no reason
February 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Looking up bell bottom jeans for no reason
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
Why the fuck is this commercial calling me fat in Super Bowl Sunday ????
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why the fuck is this commercial calling me fat in Super Bowl Sunday ????
What year will the manning brothers stop being in Super Bowl commercials
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What year will the manning brothers stop being in Super Bowl commercials
Fleshy cowboy head it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Fleshy cowboy head it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen
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Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks