Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)
@cockdoc.bsky.social
Stream Team. I’m the #1 guy, not the #2 guy! #Respect
Framing Ring’s “Search Party” as a way to find lost dogs is such psycho behavior. This is the shit that Morgan Freeman walked out on Batman for in Dark Knight!!!! We have learned nothing as a society!!! 😭 @sheaserrano.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Framing Ring’s “Search Party” as a way to find lost dogs is such psycho behavior. This is the shit that Morgan Freeman walked out on Batman for in Dark Knight!!!! We have learned nothing as a society!!! 😭 @sheaserrano.bsky.social
Googling “when was the last time a team scored no points in a Super Bowl”
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Googling “when was the last time a team scored no points in a Super Bowl”
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
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Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
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It's now accepting clients.
A wolf has come to Los Angeles County for the first time in more than a century
A wolf has come to Los Angeles County for the first time in more than a century
Around 6 a.m. Saturday, the 3-year-old female arrived in the mountains north of Santa Clarita, as tracked by a GPS collar.
www.latimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
It's now accepting clients.
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One week after the Ignota mors queen's sting, the subject will develop an ulcer around the egg clutch. In the following months, the wasps will repurpose soft tissues into a flesh hive, avoiding vital organs to keep the host alive.
When the body is consumed, the new queens take their nuptial flight.
When the body is consumed, the new queens take their nuptial flight.
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
One week after the Ignota mors queen's sting, the subject will develop an ulcer around the egg clutch. In the following months, the wasps will repurpose soft tissues into a flesh hive, avoiding vital organs to keep the host alive.
When the body is consumed, the new queens take their nuptial flight.
When the body is consumed, the new queens take their nuptial flight.
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Had seen this reposted many times & finally watched. Read the whole thread, watch & share this video. Play it for someone you know who doesn’t have social media. Find courage.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Had seen this reposted many times & finally watched. Read the whole thread, watch & share this video. Play it for someone you know who doesn’t have social media. Find courage.
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February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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I'm taking #caricature commissions, folks, so if you like the idea of nailing a celebrity to your wall, you can @ or message me here, or email me on [email protected]
Reposts much appreciated! x
#art
Reposts much appreciated! x
#art
January 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I'm taking #caricature commissions, folks, so if you like the idea of nailing a celebrity to your wall, you can @ or message me here, or email me on [email protected]
Reposts much appreciated! x
#art
Reposts much appreciated! x
#art
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The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.
November 18, 2024 at 2:31 PM
The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.
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The NRA is a gun rights organization the way the Ku Klux Klan is a speech rights organization.
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 AM
The NRA is a gun rights organization the way the Ku Klux Klan is a speech rights organization.
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All eyes on Davos, then, where - due to his failure to bully a peace prize out of a steering committee - a needless war against a sovereign territory will be threatened by a spiteful senior citizen whose intellectual acuity can be graded only slightly above that of a cucumber.
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 AM
All eyes on Davos, then, where - due to his failure to bully a peace prize out of a steering committee - a needless war against a sovereign territory will be threatened by a spiteful senior citizen whose intellectual acuity can be graded only slightly above that of a cucumber.
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inventing the 8 mile challenge where you eat a plate of mom’s spaghetti and must run 8 miles in less than the run time of 8 mile (1:50) without getting vomit on your sweater
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
inventing the 8 mile challenge where you eat a plate of mom’s spaghetti and must run 8 miles in less than the run time of 8 mile (1:50) without getting vomit on your sweater
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Attended a candlelight concert in Venice tonight with @tealcartoons.bsky.social. Haunting.
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Attended a candlelight concert in Venice tonight with @tealcartoons.bsky.social. Haunting.
We lost our goodest boy yesterday. Too sudden and too soon. Hold your best friends tight, time is short. 💔
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
We lost our goodest boy yesterday. Too sudden and too soon. Hold your best friends tight, time is short. 💔
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Here's some of my stuff for #portfolioday.
I'm available for #caricature commissions on canvas or paper, and for caricature design for TV.
I'm available for #caricature commissions on canvas or paper, and for caricature design for TV.
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Here's some of my stuff for #portfolioday.
I'm available for #caricature commissions on canvas or paper, and for caricature design for TV.
I'm available for #caricature commissions on canvas or paper, and for caricature design for TV.
I no longer know what a catch is in the NFL
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I no longer know what a catch is in the NFL
So just to be clear, both of my teams are going for it on 4th down on their own 30 and NOT converting… great. UGA lost subsequently. Bears not looking great here
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
So just to be clear, both of my teams are going for it on 4th down on their own 30 and NOT converting… great. UGA lost subsequently. Bears not looking great here
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“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
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Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
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the briefcase from Pulp Fiction held a press conference
goodmovie.substack.com/p/press-conf...
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written
goodmovie.substack.com/p/press-conf...
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written
Press Conference: The Briefcase from Pulp Fiction
The briefcase from Pulp Fiction finally... opens up
goodmovie.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
the briefcase from Pulp Fiction held a press conference
goodmovie.substack.com/p/press-conf...
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written
goodmovie.substack.com/p/press-conf...
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written