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Mrs. JP
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“How will you enter 2026”

Me:
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Rule of thumb:
If you’re Black, you add an “s” on everything, whether it has one or not.

A “singular or non-possessive” name just doesn’t sound right. 😂
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I hate yall lmao
Just cause you fold your arms in your pics doesn’t mean you doing my taxes.
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I want:

a hotel room
a long shower
sexy time
an edible
Chili's Triple Dipper
return to hotel room
sexy time again
shower again
Prosecco
zone out in a cold room with a bath robe on only 🙏🏿✨️

In that order.
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It was a toss up between these two pictures— which lets me know that I need to get more into dark green in the new year. 💚
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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not gon hold you: the feliz don’t feel like it’s navidading this year.
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Merry Christmas to all who partake
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Gap tooth appreciation.
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Those nude/sheer black fleece-lined leggings are probably my next frivolous purchase
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Thank you, Rob Reiner. Rest in peace.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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And a TRILLIONAIRE could make 900,000 people into millionaires...AND STILL HAVE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Hell they're the same damn person
🤔🤔
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The teaser trailer for “Devil Wears Prada 2” is out:
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Picture if Omni Man was single and a thick Brown photographer was hired to produce viral moments for the algorithm but catches him mask off being a diabolical villian.

Currently reading
All Super-Heroes Need Photo Ops by Elizabeth Stephens
#booksky #blackbooksky
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Oh they SNAPPED!!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL: AFTER 27 YEARS, QUEEN LATIFAH IS FINALLY REUNITING WITH KIM COLES AND ERIKA ALEXANDER TOMORROW ON THE NEWEST EPISODE OF THE ‘RELIVING SINGLE’ PODCAST! 🚨
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I couldn't have said it better myself.. #politics #humor #activism
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:

“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Jamie Foxx’s “Unpredictable” album needs more conversation 😌
August 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM