Mrs. JP
@cocoacannoli.bsky.social
“How will you enter 2026”
Me:
Me:
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“How will you enter 2026”
Me:
Me:
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Rule of thumb:
If you’re Black, you add an “s” on everything, whether it has one or not.
A “singular or non-possessive” name just doesn’t sound right. 😂
If you’re Black, you add an “s” on everything, whether it has one or not.
A “singular or non-possessive” name just doesn’t sound right. 😂
Is it “Kroger” or “Krogers”????
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Rule of thumb:
If you’re Black, you add an “s” on everything, whether it has one or not.
A “singular or non-possessive” name just doesn’t sound right. 😂
If you’re Black, you add an “s” on everything, whether it has one or not.
A “singular or non-possessive” name just doesn’t sound right. 😂
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I hate yall lmao
Just cause you fold your arms in your pics doesn’t mean you doing my taxes.
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I hate yall lmao
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I want:
a hotel room
a long shower
sexy time
an edible
Chili's Triple Dipper
return to hotel room
sexy time again
shower again
Prosecco
zone out in a cold room with a bath robe on only 🙏🏿✨️
In that order.
a hotel room
a long shower
sexy time
an edible
Chili's Triple Dipper
return to hotel room
sexy time again
shower again
Prosecco
zone out in a cold room with a bath robe on only 🙏🏿✨️
In that order.
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I want:
a hotel room
a long shower
sexy time
an edible
Chili's Triple Dipper
return to hotel room
sexy time again
shower again
Prosecco
zone out in a cold room with a bath robe on only 🙏🏿✨️
In that order.
a hotel room
a long shower
sexy time
an edible
Chili's Triple Dipper
return to hotel room
sexy time again
shower again
Prosecco
zone out in a cold room with a bath robe on only 🙏🏿✨️
In that order.
It was a toss up between these two pictures— which lets me know that I need to get more into dark green in the new year. 💚
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It was a toss up between these two pictures— which lets me know that I need to get more into dark green in the new year. 💚
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not gon hold you: the feliz don’t feel like it’s navidading this year.
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
not gon hold you: the feliz don’t feel like it’s navidading this year.
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Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.
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Merry Christmas to all who partake
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Merry Christmas to all who partake
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Gap tooth appreciation.
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Gap tooth appreciation.
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Those nude/sheer black fleece-lined leggings are probably my next frivolous purchase
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Those nude/sheer black fleece-lined leggings are probably my next frivolous purchase
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Thank you, Rob Reiner. Rest in peace.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Thank you, Rob Reiner. Rest in peace.
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And a TRILLIONAIRE could make 900,000 people into millionaires...AND STILL HAVE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
And a TRILLIONAIRE could make 900,000 people into millionaires...AND STILL HAVE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.
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Hell they're the same damn person
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hell they're the same damn person
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The teaser trailer for “Devil Wears Prada 2” is out:
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The teaser trailer for “Devil Wears Prada 2” is out:
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Picture if Omni Man was single and a thick Brown photographer was hired to produce viral moments for the algorithm but catches him mask off being a diabolical villian.
Currently reading
All Super-Heroes Need Photo Ops by Elizabeth Stephens
#booksky #blackbooksky
Currently reading
All Super-Heroes Need Photo Ops by Elizabeth Stephens
#booksky #blackbooksky
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Picture if Omni Man was single and a thick Brown photographer was hired to produce viral moments for the algorithm but catches him mask off being a diabolical villian.
Currently reading
All Super-Heroes Need Photo Ops by Elizabeth Stephens
#booksky #blackbooksky
Currently reading
All Super-Heroes Need Photo Ops by Elizabeth Stephens
#booksky #blackbooksky
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🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL: AFTER 27 YEARS, QUEEN LATIFAH IS FINALLY REUNITING WITH KIM COLES AND ERIKA ALEXANDER TOMORROW ON THE NEWEST EPISODE OF THE ‘RELIVING SINGLE’ PODCAST! 🚨
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL: AFTER 27 YEARS, QUEEN LATIFAH IS FINALLY REUNITING WITH KIM COLES AND ERIKA ALEXANDER TOMORROW ON THE NEWEST EPISODE OF THE ‘RELIVING SINGLE’ PODCAST! 🚨
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OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
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Jamie Foxx’s “Unpredictable” album needs more conversation 😌
August 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Jamie Foxx’s “Unpredictable” album needs more conversation 😌