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It's THURSDAY why am I still getting cyber Monday emails???
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Been seeing far too many people lately trying to bring on full sized toiletries and water bottles...open the airplane schools
August 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
thinking about everything we could have had*

*emmy winning contemporary dance number man of the year choreographed by mia michaels
June 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
why is it that whenever I pull out my book at a restaurant they immediately start blasting p!nk at full volume
May 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the leafs are like men; they will get your hopes up just to disappoint you in the end
May 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
zombie movies, folk music, dapper outfits, and steampunk; welcome back 2011
May 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
putting tiktok back on my phone so I can get a tarot reading
April 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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This has been studied extensively: Regret rates for gender affirming care, including for children, are extremely low.

A core tactic of conspiracy theorists is to ignore existing bodies of research and demand further study until they get the result they want.
April 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
April 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
the online book community is so unserious like what do you mean a memoir about someone's dying mother didn't have enough conflict for you
April 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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do you think anyone in the group chat sent an “omg” in it when the news broke? because I’m definitely that group chat member in mine
March 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
when I bought hello kitty island adventure I didn't expect pompompurin would be asking me whether friendship is infinite even though we are not
March 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
party is forever my favourite shady phrase from #RPDR

adore delano, you will always be famous
March 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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I didn't need twitter. Twitter needed me. My attention is the product, and the places that monetize my attention need me more than I need them.
March 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable.

2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
using my manifestation powers (putting away my heavy winter clothes)
March 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Your outie buys dozens of video games and plays about 30 minutes of each of them
February 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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everyone saying “go birds.” yes exactly birds are wonderful
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wacky fever dream recession core superbowl ads are so back
February 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I need Beyonce's act III to be rock'n'roll and I need Patrick Stump to be on the album thanks goodnight.
February 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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2025 feels like a struggling tv show grasping for ratings, like it’s just inciting incident after inciting incident after inciting incident and a new poorly written cartoonish villain that nobody asked for and every week they somehow find a more ridiculous shark to jump
February 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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F I N A L L Y
February 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM