josh
@cohete.bsky.social
he/him brown and queer 🏳️🌈 seattle
perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops
married + polyam
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perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops
married + polyam
🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
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josh
@cohete.bsky.social
· Jan 20
i call it extra-marital sex because it’s like a fun little bonus
wait are we not all frying shallots in olive oil tonight?
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
wait are we not all frying shallots in olive oil tonight?
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I’m gonna get some mileage out of using this video!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m gonna get some mileage out of using this video!!
Art School Girlfriend - L.Y.A.T.T. (Official)
YouTube video by ArtSchoolGVEVO
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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General announcement- an oommf brought up this issue & I wanna cosign as this constantly happens to me.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
General announcement- an oommf brought up this issue & I wanna cosign as this constantly happens to me.
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Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.
Björk Is Readying A New Album
Björk Is Readying A New Album
Björk is readying a new album 🙏
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Björk Is Readying A New Album
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A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
The Book I Found in the $1 Bin — Split Lip Magazine
I liked the cover because there was a sexy man on it and I’m easy to manipulate, so I brought it to the register and paid a dollar. In the sun, I opened the book and found an inscription: To Russel, ...
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December 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
i spent a few minutes looking through the interactive AIDS Memorial Quilt. here are some of my favorites. sending love to the loved ones of everyone gone too soon. check out the quilt today if you can.
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i spent a few minutes looking through the interactive AIDS Memorial Quilt. here are some of my favorites. sending love to the loved ones of everyone gone too soon. check out the quilt today if you can.
do you think if someone invented teleportation that rich ppl would tell us?
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
do you think if someone invented teleportation that rich ppl would tell us?
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You actually don’t deserve to win an election if you are telling people they will have to give up some of their human rights to win and that they should be happy to do so.
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You actually don’t deserve to win an election if you are telling people they will have to give up some of their human rights to win and that they should be happy to do so.
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The response to demands for police accountability being the construction of training facilities and shooting ranges across the country definitely set the stage for this moment as well.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The response to demands for police accountability being the construction of training facilities and shooting ranges across the country definitely set the stage for this moment as well.
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A lot of what people imagine politically for this country can't actually happen under the current Democratic party. That's something that I don't see lots of people actually reckoning with. There is no way to do most of the things that some people want to do through the Democratic party.
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A lot of what people imagine politically for this country can't actually happen under the current Democratic party. That's something that I don't see lots of people actually reckoning with. There is no way to do most of the things that some people want to do through the Democratic party.
someone needs to invent one of those boot-cleaning mats but for bike tires
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
someone needs to invent one of those boot-cleaning mats but for bike tires
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![MAAYOR BRUCE: So this is how it ends. I did everything right, but unfortunately the voters got it wrong
-Now I need to leave a legacy. Some crowning achievement to silence the haters.
-Hm. Technology, AI, justice. Optimization. Activation. Reparations. Something BIG [racking his brain]
SECURITY DETAIL: Um, sir? We're ready to drive you to Bellevue now
MAYOR BRUCE: Screw it, I'll just toss an extra 35 million to the cops.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:carj4mhaflwfubqzioy5wxl3/bafkreifl64pi7x7qlkafzcwp3w2zv5t3esdpp4cxqmlp5iasnyauzem5sy@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
we made 120+ servings of beef stroganoff today with our mutual aid group that turned out so good, but what i’m most proud of is that i didn’t make any stroganoff/strokin’off-related jokes there
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
we made 120+ servings of beef stroganoff today with our mutual aid group that turned out so good, but what i’m most proud of is that i didn’t make any stroganoff/strokin’off-related jokes there
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a show where nobody can know they’re gay but they’re both “”hot”” and it’s an enemies to lovers story like oh my god please stop
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
a show where nobody can know they’re gay but they’re both “”hot”” and it’s an enemies to lovers story like oh my god please stop
wearing trunks for the first time today and they kinda feel like the worst of all worlds
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
wearing trunks for the first time today and they kinda feel like the worst of all worlds
shooting a botany-themed western today and refusing to hire any plants not in SAG-UARO
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
shooting a botany-themed western today and refusing to hire any plants not in SAG-UARO
gray belly hairs are starting to come in, who needs a father today
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
gray belly hairs are starting to come in, who needs a father today
fondly remembering the time nearly everyone on bsky revealed to me that they douche standing up
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
fondly remembering the time nearly everyone on bsky revealed to me that they douche standing up
Farewell Transmission
YouTube video by Songs: Ohia - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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the only good Drake song is the one Erykah did better
Erykah Badu’s mixtape ‘But You Caint Use My Phone’ came out 10 years ago today 🔊
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the only good Drake song is the one Erykah did better
homer perón is like a new margentina
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
homer perón is like a new margentina
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But we can still support each other; all we gotta do's avoid each other
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
But we can still support each other; all we gotta do's avoid each other
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If you're trapped at a family Thanksgiving today, you can always say "Please excuse me, I have to read Alex's free gay short story where a shy college guy realizes he kinda likes being the center of attention" and go lock yourself in the bathroom.
You're welcome 🦃
You're welcome 🦃
You've got that "I need some silly, sexy gay short story action in my life" look in your eye again, so here you go.
If you love the "I shouldn't do this, I shouldn't enjoy this, but I just can't stop..." slippery slope then I think you might like Scooter's story. Attention is one hell of a drug...
If you love the "I shouldn't do this, I shouldn't enjoy this, but I just can't stop..." slippery slope then I think you might like Scooter's story. Attention is one hell of a drug...
"Online Orders" by Alex Pendragon - Alex Pendragon
Online Orders When Scooter reluctantly agrees to help his college roommate with his online clothes store, the shy swimmer doesn’t expect to be modeling on a live webstream. As the outfits get more rev...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If you're trapped at a family Thanksgiving today, you can always say "Please excuse me, I have to read Alex's free gay short story where a shy college guy realizes he kinda likes being the center of attention" and go lock yourself in the bathroom.
You're welcome 🦃
You're welcome 🦃