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CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
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Why The NHL Ignores Its New HEATED RIVALRY Fans
Luke, Ian, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social uncover why the NHL keeps pretending the hottest show on TV doesn't exist. And yes, it's the reason you think.
Luke, Ian, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social uncover why the NHL keeps pretending the hottest show on TV doesn't exist. And yes, it's the reason you think.
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Why The NHL Ignores Its New HEATED RIVALRY Fans
Luke, Ian, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social uncover why the NHL keeps pretending the hottest show on TV doesn't exist. And yes, it's the reason you think.
Luke, Ian, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social uncover why the NHL keeps pretending the hottest show on TV doesn't exist. And yes, it's the reason you think.
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Carney, Zelensky meet in Halifax to boost Ukraine defence by enlisting Barrett’s Privateers
Carney, Zelensky meet in Halifax to boost Ukraine defence by enlisting Barrett’s Privateers
HALIFAX - Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney will meet today with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Nova Scotian city of Halifax, where the two will set about turning the of Russia's inv...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Carney, Zelensky meet in Halifax to boost Ukraine defence by enlisting Barrett’s Privateers
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Childless Millennial couple announces plans to get really into Halloween this year
Childless Millennial couple announces plans to get really into Halloween this year
BARRIE, ON - Tyler and Sarah Kergin, a happily childless local couple, has always enjoyed Halloween. But yesterday they told reporters that they plan to “pull out like ALL the stops” this October.
www.thebeaverton.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Childless Millennial couple announces plans to get really into Halloween this year
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October 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Ostrich farm owners connected to ‘particularly abusive’ investment scheme that bilked $20 million from widows & seniors – Even ‘freedom fighters’ hooked in by public calls for support are finding out the truth about ‘highly risky’ deals slammed by BCSC
Ostrich farm owners connected to ‘particularly abusive’ investment scheme that bilked $20 million from widows & seniors
Even some ‘freedom fighters’ first hooked in by Universal Ostrich Farms’ public calls for support are finding out the truth about the Bilinskis’ ‘speculative, illiquid and highly risky’ securities sla...
www.pauljhenderson.com
September 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ostrich farm owners connected to ‘particularly abusive’ investment scheme that bilked $20 million from widows & seniors – Even ‘freedom fighters’ hooked in by public calls for support are finding out the truth about ‘highly risky’ deals slammed by BCSC
if you still have an X account... you are the problem.
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
if you still have an X account... you are the problem.
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Wow, I don’t know why this made me cry, because it’s pretty great…
Freddy Mercury would approve…
Freddy Mercury would approve…
September 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Wow, I don’t know why this made me cry, because it’s pretty great…
Freddy Mercury would approve…
Freddy Mercury would approve…
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September 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel theonion.com/orlando...
August 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel theonion.com/orlando...
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Makes perfect sense.
July 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Makes perfect sense.
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Dad joke of the day:
Man 1: "Hey did you hear about Hulk Hogan?"
Man 2: Yeah, but WHATCHA GONNA DO???
Copyright/trademarked & time stamped. Imma gonna get rich off that one. lol.
Man 1: "Hey did you hear about Hulk Hogan?"
Man 2: Yeah, but WHATCHA GONNA DO???
Copyright/trademarked & time stamped. Imma gonna get rich off that one. lol.
July 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Man 1: "Hey did you hear about Hulk Hogan?"
Man 2: Yeah, but WHATCHA GONNA DO???
Copyright/trademarked & time stamped. Imma gonna get rich off that one. lol.
Man 1: "Hey did you hear about Hulk Hogan?"
Man 2: Yeah, but WHATCHA GONNA DO???
Copyright/trademarked & time stamped. Imma gonna get rich off that one. lol.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Muppets producer faces cheating allegations after appearing at Coldplay concert
Muppets producer faces cheating allegations after appearing at Coldplay concert
July 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Muppets producer faces cheating allegations after appearing at Coldplay concert
Muppets producer faces cheating allegations after appearing at Coldplay concert
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I laughed at this way too hard.
July 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I laughed at this way too hard.
Turns out it's only fun when it happens to brown people. www.thedailybeast.com/new-hampshir...
MAGA Dad Gets Green Card Revoked Despite Backing Trump
The distraught dad, who has lived in the U.S. since he was a toddler, said his “life has been disregarded completely.”
www.thedailybeast.com
July 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Turns out it's only fun when it happens to brown people. www.thedailybeast.com/new-hampshir...
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There was never any list
July 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
There was never any list