Laura Connell Pyott
@collprof.bsky.social
Statistics professor. Bicycle rider. Go Phillies.
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Just dig a hole in the field and bury them in it
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just dig a hole in the field and bury them in it
Hey, Philly sports fans! Look what is coming next year-The Stoop Pigeon. A hub for women’s sports. Because Philly is a women’s sports town . youtu.be/OUBgvtbiCrs
(go birds)
(go birds)
Philly's Premier Women's Sports Hub Hype Video
YouTube video by Watch Party PHL
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey, Philly sports fans! Look what is coming next year-The Stoop Pigeon. A hub for women’s sports. Because Philly is a women’s sports town . youtu.be/OUBgvtbiCrs
(go birds)
(go birds)
This first quarter feels like a statement from Hurts/Brown to the press. 🤫 🦅
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This first quarter feels like a statement from Hurts/Brown to the press. 🤫 🦅
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JALEN FUCKING HURTS!!!! THATS MY QB1
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
JALEN FUCKING HURTS!!!! THATS MY QB1
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Granting a wish is always guaranteed to make any bad day a lot better! :-)
What a great thing during ugly, dark days. I bought someone a bike. A freaking bike!!! Somebody is having NEW BIKE DAY and I love it.
Just a reminder.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Granting a wish is always guaranteed to make any bad day a lot better! :-)
What a great thing during ugly, dark days. I bought someone a bike. A freaking bike!!! Somebody is having NEW BIKE DAY and I love it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What a great thing during ugly, dark days. I bought someone a bike. A freaking bike!!! Somebody is having NEW BIKE DAY and I love it.
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The discourse about Jalen Hurts when the Eagles win and the discourse about Josh Allen when the Bills lose makes it feel like they play two different positions in two entirely different sports.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The discourse about Jalen Hurts when the Eagles win and the discourse about Josh Allen when the Bills lose makes it feel like they play two different positions in two entirely different sports.
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🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
My rep, @houlahan.house.gov. No one better touch a fucking hair in her head.
Houlahan: "I'm just continually stunned by the fact the commander in chief, the president, has called for my death. And that's something that should be chilling for everybody, and everybody should be worried about their safety in this nation when the president can yield that sort of statement."
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My rep, @houlahan.house.gov. No one better touch a fucking hair in her head.
ATTAGIRL, CHARLOTTE!!!
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
ATTAGIRL, CHARLOTTE!!!
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Remarkable: Rep Chrissy Houlahan, one of the Dems that Trump called for executing, tells me her office literally filled out a Capitol Police threat report that listed "the president" as the person making the threat.
It's at 9:20 on our pod. Much more like that here:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
It's at 9:20 on our pod. Much more like that here:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
Trump’s Angry Tirade Calling for “Death” to Dems Just Backfired Badly
As Trump’s call for the execution of “seditious” Dems works against him, Rep. Chrissy Houlahan, one of his targets, explains why she and other Dems are warning servicemembers against carrying out ille...
newrepublic.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Remarkable: Rep Chrissy Houlahan, one of the Dems that Trump called for executing, tells me her office literally filled out a Capitol Police threat report that listed "the president" as the person making the threat.
It's at 9:20 on our pod. Much more like that here:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
It's at 9:20 on our pod. Much more like that here:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
My rep, @houlahan.house.gov!
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My rep, @houlahan.house.gov!
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We should not need to be reminded of the value of human life.
— Jamal Khashoggi
— Jamal Khashoggi
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We should not need to be reminded of the value of human life.
— Jamal Khashoggi
— Jamal Khashoggi
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This shit is dope. Phantoms have always been top notch with their branding and marketing over the years.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This shit is dope. Phantoms have always been top notch with their branding and marketing over the years.
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Breaking news:
According to my daughter’s client:
If your mother took Tylenol when pregnant, then you’re autistic.
If your mother only took Tylenol PM, you’re only autistic at nighttime.
🤪🤦♀️
#Pinks
According to my daughter’s client:
If your mother took Tylenol when pregnant, then you’re autistic.
If your mother only took Tylenol PM, you’re only autistic at nighttime.
🤪🤦♀️
#Pinks
a man in a suit and tie says that 's ridiculous in front of a map
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says that 's ridiculous in front of a map
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Breaking news:
According to my daughter’s client:
If your mother took Tylenol when pregnant, then you’re autistic.
If your mother only took Tylenol PM, you’re only autistic at nighttime.
🤪🤦♀️
#Pinks
According to my daughter’s client:
If your mother took Tylenol when pregnant, then you’re autistic.
If your mother only took Tylenol PM, you’re only autistic at nighttime.
🤪🤦♀️
#Pinks
Solving kitchen table issues, one by one.
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Solving kitchen table issues, one by one.
First Tylenol, now Motrin. Enjoy your pain, fools.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
First Tylenol, now Motrin. Enjoy your pain, fools.
If he’s not wearing slippers, does it even count?
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If he’s not wearing slippers, does it even count?
Has anyone looked under his mattress?
So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Has anyone looked under his mattress?
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“What is new is the confluence of three trends:
The sheer scale of wealth for the richest.
The untethering of compensation from performance.
The amount of harm these figures are willing to inflict on society.
All three are rising to a dangerously high tide.
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
The sheer scale of wealth for the richest.
The untethering of compensation from performance.
The amount of harm these figures are willing to inflict on society.
All three are rising to a dangerously high tide.
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
Welcome to Tesla Capitalism
Or: JVL explains why Americans are toying with socialism.
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“What is new is the confluence of three trends:
The sheer scale of wealth for the richest.
The untethering of compensation from performance.
The amount of harm these figures are willing to inflict on society.
All three are rising to a dangerously high tide.
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
The sheer scale of wealth for the richest.
The untethering of compensation from performance.
The amount of harm these figures are willing to inflict on society.
All three are rising to a dangerously high tide.
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
Cool cool.
Next, let’s recall AR-15s, because they can potentially slaughter a classroom full of children.
Next, let’s recall AR-15s, because they can potentially slaughter a classroom full of children.
Peloton is recalling 833,000 of its Original Series Bike+ exercise bikes because the seat posts can break, potentially causing riders to fall off, the Consumer Product Safety Commission warned on Thursday.
Peloton recalls 833,000 more exercise bikes over faulty seat post
Peloton said seat posts on some of its original fitness bikes can break, raising the risk of rider injuries.
cbsn.ws
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Cool cool.
Next, let’s recall AR-15s, because they can potentially slaughter a classroom full of children.
Next, let’s recall AR-15s, because they can potentially slaughter a classroom full of children.
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trump: "If I didn't have tariffs, the entire would be in a depression."
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s my REP!!! #pa6 @houlahan.house.gov
Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D-Pa.) interrupted to demand the House speaker call for bipartisan negotiations.
Democratic Congresswoman Crashes Mike Johnson Press Conference
Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D-Pa.) interrupted to demand the House speaker call for bipartisan negotiations.
www.huffpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That’s my REP!!! #pa6 @houlahan.house.gov