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Couchman
@comfycouchman.bsky.social
Model painter, tabletop gamer, and all around nerd. Most comfortable of all superheroes!
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Hello! I'm Couchman (he/him), and I paint models! Mostly 40k these days from a number of different factions, but occasionally I do some other stuff!

Other interests: TTRPGs (D&D foremost), board & card games, comics, and art!
Slowly getting stuff done on these guys. Been getting too much sleep, not enough work or hobbying done. #Deathwatch #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #WIP
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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oh yea
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Gotta admit, I’m confused as to why e-sports have gendered competitions at all?
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Got some more done on these #Deathwatch company heroes. Really happy with how the ancient's cape came out. #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #WIP
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Whoever greenlit this idea is a sociopath. Hell, whoever *conceived* of this and pitched it.
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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You can’t tell if someone is disabled just by looking at them.

There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.

You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.

People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Once more attempting to invoke the power of the Employment Jelly.
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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They’re no longer hiding that they’re monsters. They’re also failing to remember what happens to people in positions of power who push people too far and think they’re untouchable. They should acquaint themselves with Louis XVI, Marie Antoinette, and Maximilien Robespierre for a history lesson.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Started on the company heroes to go along with the captain I just finished. I'm both looking forward to and dreading doing that banner. #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #WIP #Deathwatch #40k
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Bumping this again because I have a much larger following than the kerfuffle books bsky. The books are not discounted (yet) but the authors receive 100% of revenue for all sales til the end of the year. You'll be supporting authors directly by buying their books. #booksky #booktok #indieauthor
Kerfuffle Books are giving their authors 100% of sales revenue until the end of the year.
Liminal is Groundhog Day in Purgatory.
Three-Course Romance is a cute, smutty and gay MM rivals to lovers workplace romance.
No 'Zon listings. Please share! #smallbusiness #indieauthor
linktr.ee/kerfufflebooks
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A Canadian digital imprint publishing books that will make you want to read past your bedtime.
linktr.ee
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM