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per my point about the mercator projection being the root of this whole thing
Why is Trump fixated on Greenland? @sbg1.bsky.social recalls what he told us in 2021: "I said, 'Why don’t we have that?' You take a look at a map...I love maps. And I always said 'Look at the size of this, it’s massive and that should be part of the United States.'" www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
Why Donald Trump Wants Greenland (and Everything Else)
There’s no Trump Doctrine, just a map of the world that the President wants to write his name on in big gold letters.
www.newyorker.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
per my point about the mercator projection being the root of this whole thing
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reporting indicates that donald trump pooped himself with such force that his puffy ankles folded like cheap cushions as he tumbled head over heels down a flight of steps, spraying diarrhea in great arcs across the wall. his condition is unknown
please be cautious about spreading any news that hasn't been verified
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
reporting indicates that donald trump pooped himself with such force that his puffy ankles folded like cheap cushions as he tumbled head over heels down a flight of steps, spraying diarrhea in great arcs across the wall. his condition is unknown
doing dry january (not showering all month)
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
doing dry january (not showering all month)
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The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
there is no such thing as a flushable buttwipe. full stop.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
there is no such thing as a flushable buttwipe. full stop.
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The mafia won’t run the neighborhood restaurant. It just demands protection money.
BREAKING: The U.S. won’t govern Venezuela, but will press changes through an oil blockade, Rubio says, after Trump claims of running the country.
Venezuela live updates: Uncertainty and legal questions remain after US captures Maduro
The Trump administration’s capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and claims that it will “run” the country are raising stark new questions about the legality of the U.S. actions and its future operations in the South American nation.
bit.ly
January 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The mafia won’t run the neighborhood restaurant. It just demands protection money.
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I think I’d lose my mind as a famous creative because it genuinely seems like the modal American is incapable of discerning irony, subtext, or innuendo.
Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I think I’d lose my mind as a famous creative because it genuinely seems like the modal American is incapable of discerning irony, subtext, or innuendo.
sorry it had to be done
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
sorry it had to be done
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
2026 will be the year I finally figure out where to put my arms while sleeping
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
2026 will be the year I finally figure out where to put my arms while sleeping
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
no ketchup available is a sign of fine dining
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
no ketchup available is a sign of fine dining
Do you wipe front to back? Back to front? We know what “health professionals” say is best, but allow me to introduce you to a secret third thing: wiping left to right
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Do you wipe front to back? Back to front? We know what “health professionals” say is best, but allow me to introduce you to a secret third thing: wiping left to right
Asparagus pee smells better than regular pee, but because it’s a stronger odor it’s notorious for smelling bad. Like, if regular piss just smelled stronger while keeping the same smell it would be far worse
December 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Asparagus pee smells better than regular pee, but because it’s a stronger odor it’s notorious for smelling bad. Like, if regular piss just smelled stronger while keeping the same smell it would be far worse
“jesus was born in a stable cuz the proddies had all the houses”
“Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor & strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself.”
Obvious to any REAL Christian. #MerryChristmas
Obvious to any REAL Christian. #MerryChristmas
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Leo has made care for immigrants and the poor key themes of his early papacy.
www.reuters.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“jesus was born in a stable cuz the proddies had all the houses”
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Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
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Oh come ON www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh come ON www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
great end to an otherwise garbage week
BREAKING: We just won a court order blocking the Trump-Vance admin's harmful attempt to restrict federal funds for proven solutions to homelessness.
This victory helps to keep hundreds of thousands of veterans, seniors, people with disabilities, and vulnerable families housed and out of the cold.
This victory helps to keep hundreds of thousands of veterans, seniors, people with disabilities, and vulnerable families housed and out of the cold.
December 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
great end to an otherwise garbage week
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if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
just saw a guy bend over to pick his dog's shit up in front of my building, drop half of it, think about it, and then just leave it there #jamaicaplain
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
just saw a guy bend over to pick his dog's shit up in front of my building, drop half of it, think about it, and then just leave it there #jamaicaplain