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@jamesgunn.bsky.social who at the Daily Planet loves Addison Rae (bet’s on Jimmy idk why)
June 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social who at the Daily Planet loves Addison Rae (bet’s on Jimmy idk why)
Does anyone still use this
April 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Does anyone still use this
2112 is the best album ever because I can’t find another one that has a 20 minute space rock opera that ends and then goes to a song about how cool growing weed is
December 30, 2024 at 6:28 PM
2112 is the best album ever because I can’t find another one that has a 20 minute space rock opera that ends and then goes to a song about how cool growing weed is
Punk is the best thing ever because you’ll have one guy playing the most immaculate bass line of all time and some other people on meth and they’re the greatest band to exist
December 30, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Punk is the best thing ever because you’ll have one guy playing the most immaculate bass line of all time and some other people on meth and they’re the greatest band to exist
Random opinion but I need a Lex Luthor where he’s driven from fascination to hatred. I love spiteful hater Luthor so much but I think a good writer could make us love and then despise Lex via the aforementioned character progression
December 27, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Random opinion but I need a Lex Luthor where he’s driven from fascination to hatred. I love spiteful hater Luthor so much but I think a good writer could make us love and then despise Lex via the aforementioned character progression
Oh boy what a wonderful and pure character I sure hope a gut wrenching event doesn’t happen to him
December 27, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Oh boy what a wonderful and pure character I sure hope a gut wrenching event doesn’t happen to him
I love chocolate ice cream it tastes like how guys who smoke cigars smile
December 22, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I love chocolate ice cream it tastes like how guys who smoke cigars smile
Electric guitar? Who’s Ric Guitar? What’re their policies? Ha! Hahahaha, haha. Woo, that was a good one. Hahahahaha. Haha, hahahaha. Hahahahahahaaha. Hahahahaha hahahaha. Haha, ha, hahahahahaa. Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahaahhahahahaha haha, hahaha. Man that was funny. Haahahahaha. Hahahahaha, ha. Haha
December 22, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Electric guitar? Who’s Ric Guitar? What’re their policies? Ha! Hahahaha, haha. Woo, that was a good one. Hahahahaha. Haha, hahahaha. Hahahahahahaaha. Hahahahaha hahahaha. Haha, ha, hahahahahaa. Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahaahhahahahaha haha, hahaha. Man that was funny. Haahahahaha. Hahahahaha, ha. Haha
Bonesaw? Bone saw what? Ha! Hahahaha, haha. Woo, that was a good one. Hahahahaha. Haha, hahahaha. Hahahahahahaaha. Hahahahaha hahahaha. Haha, ha, hahahahahaa. Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahaahhahahahaha haha, hahaha. Man that was funny. Haahahahaha. Hahahahaha, ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaaha. Hahahahahahaha
December 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Bonesaw? Bone saw what? Ha! Hahahaha, haha. Woo, that was a good one. Hahahahaha. Haha, hahahaha. Hahahahahahaaha. Hahahahaha hahahaha. Haha, ha, hahahahahaa. Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahaahhahahahaha haha, hahaha. Man that was funny. Haahahahaha. Hahahahaha, ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaaha. Hahahahahahaha
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This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips
December 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
New goal in life is to get enough notoriety to be on Last Meals and then kill myself immediately afterwards
December 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
New goal in life is to get enough notoriety to be on Last Meals and then kill myself immediately afterwards
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December 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Need me a spider-man comic where he just fully lets go and wipes the floor with like. Everyone. Avengers try to stop him? Nope. Fantastic Four? Never stood a chance. X Men? Now they may actually- just fucking kidding, wiped. Like the only thing that could stand in his way are the fucking gods
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Need me a spider-man comic where he just fully lets go and wipes the floor with like. Everyone. Avengers try to stop him? Nope. Fantastic Four? Never stood a chance. X Men? Now they may actually- just fucking kidding, wiped. Like the only thing that could stand in his way are the fucking gods
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doctor: your blood glucose is over 800
cookie monster: is that bad
doctor: sir it's deadly
Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
cookie monster: is that bad
doctor: sir it's deadly
Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 PM
doctor: your blood glucose is over 800
cookie monster: is that bad
doctor: sir it's deadly
Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
cookie monster: is that bad
doctor: sir it's deadly
Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
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if you take blink-182 and add twenty one pilots then add matchbox twenty then subtract another blink-182, the sum 41
December 2, 2024 at 2:51 AM
if you take blink-182 and add twenty one pilots then add matchbox twenty then subtract another blink-182, the sum 41
If yall haven’t listened to Instant Crush by Daft Punk and Julian Casablancas I will eat you alive
What’s a song you loved and listened to incessantly upon discovery?
November 30, 2024 at 3:33 PM
If yall haven’t listened to Instant Crush by Daft Punk and Julian Casablancas I will eat you alive
Personally I would crush people’s skulls by pushing in their eyes for a dollar slice but that’s just me ig
November 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Personally I would crush people’s skulls by pushing in their eyes for a dollar slice but that’s just me ig
I don’t really like that R comes before S in the alphabet, I think we should storm the capital over this
November 27, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I don’t really like that R comes before S in the alphabet, I think we should storm the capital over this
How do I reach this level of hater
November 26, 2024 at 9:13 PM
How do I reach this level of hater
Do yall think Skonglack the Hated will bring home the W for the Necromancer Guild or will we see an upset from Ghorghor the Accusatory at this years wizard duels
November 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Do yall think Skonglack the Hated will bring home the W for the Necromancer Guild or will we see an upset from Ghorghor the Accusatory at this years wizard duels
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
I’m
So addicted to Dr Pepper zero it’s not even funny
So addicted to Dr Pepper zero it’s not even funny
November 25, 2024 at 7:35 AM
I’m
So addicted to Dr Pepper zero it’s not even funny
So addicted to Dr Pepper zero it’s not even funny
Absolute Batman writers when someone says “I’m not joking”
November 25, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Absolute Batman writers when someone says “I’m not joking”