Jade (ControlledChaos)
@controlled-chaos.bsky.social
Game developer + programmer | DND nerd | i make shit sometimes (she/her)
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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P.T. is a very short free game, meant to just be a teaser for another game, which was cancelled, resulting in said teaser being taken down permanently, and followed shortly after that by the release of a pachislot machine
P.T. is easily one of the most influential horror games of all time
P.T. is easily one of the most influential horror games of all time
July 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
P.T. is a very short free game, meant to just be a teaser for another game, which was cancelled, resulting in said teaser being taken down permanently, and followed shortly after that by the release of a pachislot machine
P.T. is easily one of the most influential horror games of all time
P.T. is easily one of the most influential horror games of all time
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July 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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DELTARUNE TAKES PLACE IN MASSACHUSETTS I'M NOT LETTING ANYONE FORGET IT THIS IS THE ONLY THEORY THAT MATTERS!!!
June 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
DELTARUNE TAKES PLACE IN MASSACHUSETTS I'M NOT LETTING ANYONE FORGET IT THIS IS THE ONLY THEORY THAT MATTERS!!!
The new Donkey Kong design is lowkey scary as hell.
That's a creature that's taken Donkey Kong's skin and wears it, that's the only reason I can think of for the black void behind his eyes and the malice found in them
That's a creature that's taken Donkey Kong's skin and wears it, that's the only reason I can think of for the black void behind his eyes and the malice found in them
Donkey Kong and Pauline amiibo preorder is $21 US Dollars at PNP Games (ships to USA) buff.ly/OwDV8bW #ad
June 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The new Donkey Kong design is lowkey scary as hell.
That's a creature that's taken Donkey Kong's skin and wears it, that's the only reason I can think of for the black void behind his eyes and the malice found in them
That's a creature that's taken Donkey Kong's skin and wears it, that's the only reason I can think of for the black void behind his eyes and the malice found in them
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In honor of the new Deltarune chapters tomorrow, let's all take a moment to recall the time that Ralsei addressed the allegations...
(Feat @wyntonyang.bsky.social, @beatlebutt.bsky.social)
(Feat @wyntonyang.bsky.social, @beatlebutt.bsky.social)
June 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In honor of the new Deltarune chapters tomorrow, let's all take a moment to recall the time that Ralsei addressed the allegations...
(Feat @wyntonyang.bsky.social, @beatlebutt.bsky.social)
(Feat @wyntonyang.bsky.social, @beatlebutt.bsky.social)
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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I'm looking for work! I specialize in gameplay programming and movement systems, but as a solo I've done it all. Unreal Engine.
Sharing appreciated 🙇
Sharing appreciated 🙇
May 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm looking for work! I specialize in gameplay programming and movement systems, but as a solo I've done it all. Unreal Engine.
Sharing appreciated 🙇
Sharing appreciated 🙇
I was dumb and did not take a picture of myself but did take a photo of this mug so uh
Happy second first day at Insomniac as a gameplay intern to me
Happy second first day at Insomniac as a gameplay intern to me
May 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I was dumb and did not take a picture of myself but did take a photo of this mug so uh
Happy second first day at Insomniac as a gameplay intern to me
Happy second first day at Insomniac as a gameplay intern to me
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[VOLUME AND HEADPHONE WARNING]
Commissioned the guy himself for some motivational quotes
Mud by @jakvox.com
#GaslightDistrict
Commissioned the guy himself for some motivational quotes
Mud by @jakvox.com
#GaslightDistrict
May 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
[VOLUME AND HEADPHONE WARNING]
Commissioned the guy himself for some motivational quotes
Mud by @jakvox.com
#GaslightDistrict
Commissioned the guy himself for some motivational quotes
Mud by @jakvox.com
#GaslightDistrict
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Wait, the new pope is Catholic? Aw man……I was hoping she was gonna be a BIPOC punk Wiccan…..maybe even transgender……or something……maybe next time…..
May 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Wait, the new pope is Catholic? Aw man……I was hoping she was gonna be a BIPOC punk Wiccan…..maybe even transgender……or something……maybe next time…..
Finished Rain World and its one of the most original and unique experiences I've had in a while. From the comedy and frustration of getting utterly bodied by a white lizard out of nowhere, to the sheer awe and contemplation I had simply looking out over the world, incredible incredible game
May 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Finished Rain World and its one of the most original and unique experiences I've had in a while. From the comedy and frustration of getting utterly bodied by a white lizard out of nowhere, to the sheer awe and contemplation I had simply looking out over the world, incredible incredible game
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one of my core beliefs as a producer is that every NFL draft show needs an Falcons fan who cannot leave
April 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
one of my core beliefs as a producer is that every NFL draft show needs an Falcons fan who cannot leave
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What romance option did y’all choose during your first run of Balatro?
April 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What romance option did y’all choose during your first run of Balatro?
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don't forget: when someone has a differing video game opinion than yours, they're attacking you, every facet of your personality, and everything you've ever stood for. smite them!!! strike them down!!!!!! that's YOUR molehill!!!!!
April 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
don't forget: when someone has a differing video game opinion than yours, they're attacking you, every facet of your personality, and everything you've ever stood for. smite them!!! strike them down!!!!!! that's YOUR molehill!!!!!
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Me outside the movie theater waiting for the "Chicken Jockey" line so I let my truckload of chickens loose
April 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me outside the movie theater waiting for the "Chicken Jockey" line so I let my truckload of chickens loose
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Your motivation for creating art shouldn’t be fame or money or likes or shares or acclaim. Your motivation for creating art should be getting bitches.
March 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Your motivation for creating art shouldn’t be fame or money or likes or shares or acclaim. Your motivation for creating art should be getting bitches.
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In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.
March 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.
Relevant again after spend 9 hours constantly tweaking and baby-sitting 2 different models at the same time desperately hoping 1 of them worked for my deep learning class
Watching paint dry ass discipline
Watching paint dry ass discipline
Machine Learning certainly is something, i love changing the model slightly and waiting for 5 minutes and then changing the model slightly and waiting for 5 minutes and then changing the model slightly and waiting for 5 minutes and then
March 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Relevant again after spend 9 hours constantly tweaking and baby-sitting 2 different models at the same time desperately hoping 1 of them worked for my deep learning class
Watching paint dry ass discipline
Watching paint dry ass discipline
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