Jason
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HBO really has had us in chokehold for many a Sunday night.
No house of dragon, no penguin, no knights of the 7 kingdoms, no last of us ....🥺 what to do now 😓😥😓
June 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
HBO really has had us in chokehold for many a Sunday night.
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Notice how Zelensky conducted his strike in Russia WITHOUT using Signal chat.
June 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Notice how Zelensky conducted his strike in Russia WITHOUT using Signal chat.
I'm telling everyone new to Star wars to start of with andor these days, then rogue one. The shock when then reach a new hope is always worth it.
I guess but not really. They happen simultaneously
June 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm telling everyone new to Star wars to start of with andor these days, then rogue one. The shock when then reach a new hope is always worth it.
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They removed it through her medial orbit. I do not advise going through the eye to reach anything not inside the eye.
June 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
They removed it through her medial orbit. I do not advise going through the eye to reach anything not inside the eye.
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🚨According to litigators, ICE just put a dozen men on a flight (which may have already taken off) to SOUTH SUDAN, a country on the brink of civil war, in direct defiance of a court order requiring ICE to give people an opportunity to raise objections before being sent to a country not their own.
May 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
🚨According to litigators, ICE just put a dozen men on a flight (which may have already taken off) to SOUTH SUDAN, a country on the brink of civil war, in direct defiance of a court order requiring ICE to give people an opportunity to raise objections before being sent to a country not their own.
Built different (already fucked up from years of exposure).
this bredda a clean the bathroom with an entire bottle of fabuloso. i go in there to take a piss whole time I'm choking to death. and he's just in there marinating in the chemicals like it's nothing.
May 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Built different (already fucked up from years of exposure).
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May 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Ayy she caught those bullets between her cheeks like an anime. Don't slander her like that.
At what point are we gonna admit that Nanny wasn't a real person.
May 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ayy she caught those bullets between her cheeks like an anime. Don't slander her like that.
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I never even knew this was a horror that was possible.
Adriana Smith had an unfortunate CNS event that left her brain dead. She was 9w pregnant when in happened. By GA law the pregnancy cannot be terminated once a heart beat is detected. She is being maintained on live support until her fetus is viable. Her family has no say.
people.com/pregnant-wom...
people.com/pregnant-wom...
Mother Forced to Keep Pregnant Daughter Alive After She’s Declared Brain Dead Due to Abortion Ban: ‘It’s Torture’
Adriana Smith, who is pregnant, has been brain dead for more than 90 days but is still being kept alive due to the state ban on abortion. Now, her mother is detailing how the experience has been “tort...
people.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I never even knew this was a horror that was possible.
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Drinking in hot weather always a gamble. You think them frozen drinks refreshing yo body and next thing you know you in the ambulance singing Bobby Brown songs
May 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Drinking in hot weather always a gamble. You think them frozen drinks refreshing yo body and next thing you know you in the ambulance singing Bobby Brown songs
I just wave my wallet over it these days.
i didn't know you could just hover your card above the pos machine. this whole time I've been touching it to the machine
May 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I just wave my wallet over it these days.
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Mitchell Robinson gets the steal, Deuce McBride lets it fly
May 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Mitchell Robinson gets the steal, Deuce McBride lets it fly
The warriors and the wolves are literally having a Rock fight. less than 40 for both teams at the half.
May 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The warriors and the wolves are literally having a Rock fight. less than 40 for both teams at the half.
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I’ve heard some. But others. Yikes !
May 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’ve heard some. But others. Yikes !
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The juxtaposition of the role of technology and the rapid decay of society is not lost on me.
May 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The juxtaposition of the role of technology and the rapid decay of society is not lost on me.
I thought they were smart over here.
Please. Don’t post crimey crimes on the Skyline
May 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I thought they were smart over here.
And boyfriend dick is fine that's what we're trying to be.
Do a lot of yall have decent dicks? Absolutely. But BIG? No indeed. Y’all got very much boyfriend dick 😭
May 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
And boyfriend dick is fine that's what we're trying to be.
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The tariff otaku is pissed that every single movie ever made that is supposed to take place in NYC is actually shot in Vancouver.
Trump says movies produced outside the U.S. are a national security threat. So he’s imposing a 100% tariff on all movies that are “produced in foreign lands.”
May 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The tariff otaku is pissed that every single movie ever made that is supposed to take place in NYC is actually shot in Vancouver.
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Nobody:
Jesus on that 72nd hour:
Jesus on that 72nd hour:
April 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Nobody:
Jesus on that 72nd hour:
Jesus on that 72nd hour:
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Inside me there are two wolves, sometimes three depending on the convention.
April 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Inside me there are two wolves, sometimes three depending on the convention.
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