William Lastname
@coollemon.bsky.social
29 | he/him | free Palestine
Thought about Scatman John a little too hard and started legitimately welling up
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Thought about Scatman John a little too hard and started legitimately welling up
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The Republican platform is simple: they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
October 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Republican platform is simple: they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.
My feet get so sweaty and itchy over the course of the day that I end up laying in bed scratching that shit like I'm Eustace with the foot fungus and moaning like I'm dreamybull
August 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My feet get so sweaty and itchy over the course of the day that I end up laying in bed scratching that shit like I'm Eustace with the foot fungus and moaning like I'm dreamybull
penis walked so pussy could run
August 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
penis walked so pussy could run
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Analysis of Israel’s own data "shows it murdered 377,000 Palestinians during genocide so far—half of them kids"
June 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Analysis of Israel’s own data "shows it murdered 377,000 Palestinians during genocide so far—half of them kids"
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institutional psychopathy. irredeemable country
BREAKING: the Supreme Court *grants* the Trump administration's emergency plea in DHS v. D.V.D. to resume deporting non-citizens to third countries. Justices Sotomayor, Kagan and Jackson dissent at length. The majority cites no reasons for granting the government's request.
June 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
institutional psychopathy. irredeemable country
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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June 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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it’s kind of amazing republicans just straight up want everyone to die
June 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
it’s kind of amazing republicans just straight up want everyone to die
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I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.
June 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.
why my piss smell like dog food @doctor
May 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
why my piss smell like dog food @doctor
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
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A DOJ investigation of Phoenix and its PD was the first to find a pattern of violations against homeless people, including throwing away their possessions. “You guys are trash and this is trash," one officer said, per the DOJ. This week, AG Bondi said the DOJ has abandoned efforts to reform the PD.
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May 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A DOJ investigation of Phoenix and its PD was the first to find a pattern of violations against homeless people, including throwing away their possessions. “You guys are trash and this is trash," one officer said, per the DOJ. This week, AG Bondi said the DOJ has abandoned efforts to reform the PD.
eating peach ice cream wit a butter knife rn
May 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
eating peach ice cream wit a butter knife rn
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Russia hasn't been allowed to compete in Eurovision since 2021 because of the invasion of Ukraine but the very European country Israel faces no such hurdles because the people it is genociding are not white Europeans
May 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Russia hasn't been allowed to compete in Eurovision since 2021 because of the invasion of Ukraine but the very European country Israel faces no such hurdles because the people it is genociding are not white Europeans