cori
@corialias.bsky.social
queer, disabled, 37. I have cats. (she/they)
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i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
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I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
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social consequences for embracing fascism
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
social consequences for embracing fascism
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I need two people to come with me tonight to break into the local billionaire’s house at midnight dressed as ghosts. I’ll explain everything tomorrow when we are feasting on the prized turkey from the butcher’s window.
December 24, 2023 at 7:43 PM
I need two people to come with me tonight to break into the local billionaire’s house at midnight dressed as ghosts. I’ll explain everything tomorrow when we are feasting on the prized turkey from the butcher’s window.
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
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update: now she lives in my house
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
update: now she lives in my house
I got a secondhand baby nutribullet on marketplace (for a great price) so I can puree wet food for my 19.5yo cat Lemmy. which might sound over the top, but she is LOVING her pureed food.
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I got a secondhand baby nutribullet on marketplace (for a great price) so I can puree wet food for my 19.5yo cat Lemmy. which might sound over the top, but she is LOVING her pureed food.
lmfao we got caught up on Pluribus and didn't realize the app had smoothly started playing a different show. so we ended up watching half an hour of the first episode of The Morning Show because idk we thought Vince Gilligan was going somewhere with it
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
lmfao we got caught up on Pluribus and didn't realize the app had smoothly started playing a different show. so we ended up watching half an hour of the first episode of The Morning Show because idk we thought Vince Gilligan was going somewhere with it
does Adam Sandler know that he's a women's fashion icon
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
does Adam Sandler know that he's a women's fashion icon
so wearing an underwire bra that fits reminds/requires me to keep good posture most of the time. relatedly, now I'm sore from maintaining good posture all evening.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
so wearing an underwire bra that fits reminds/requires me to keep good posture most of the time. relatedly, now I'm sore from maintaining good posture all evening.
tbh I live for a ridiculously low price from some character on Facebook marketplace. I've gotten a kerosene lamp, a baby scale, some alright clothes. the giant mirror guy ghosted me twice but part of me still hopes. I've made arrangements to get a fitbit from someone, hoping they follow through
it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron. www.wired.com/story/black-...
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
tbh I live for a ridiculously low price from some character on Facebook marketplace. I've gotten a kerosene lamp, a baby scale, some alright clothes. the giant mirror guy ghosted me twice but part of me still hopes. I've made arrangements to get a fitbit from someone, hoping they follow through
1. what
2. unless your doctor told you to weigh yourself daily because you have a condition with fluid retention, nobody needs to be weighing themselves that often. it's not going to change that much day to day, and it can be bad for your health to focus on that number so much
2. unless your doctor told you to weigh yourself daily because you have a condition with fluid retention, nobody needs to be weighing themselves that often. it's not going to change that much day to day, and it can be bad for your health to focus on that number so much
WELKER: If tariffs help consumers, why is the administration rolling them back?
BESSENT: You know how much you weigh. You get on the scale every morning. Inflation is a composite number and we look at everything. We try to push down the things we can control.
BESSENT: You know how much you weigh. You get on the scale every morning. Inflation is a composite number and we look at everything. We try to push down the things we can control.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
1. what
2. unless your doctor told you to weigh yourself daily because you have a condition with fluid retention, nobody needs to be weighing themselves that often. it's not going to change that much day to day, and it can be bad for your health to focus on that number so much
2. unless your doctor told you to weigh yourself daily because you have a condition with fluid retention, nobody needs to be weighing themselves that often. it's not going to change that much day to day, and it can be bad for your health to focus on that number so much
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oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
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oh so grok is *fucked* fucked
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
oh so grok is *fucked* fucked
you can get your cat a cardboard scratcher shaped like a little couch, no one can stop you
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
you can get your cat a cardboard scratcher shaped like a little couch, no one can stop you
we offered our almost 20yo cat a different wet food, and she has had three breakfasts so far this morning and is sleeping like a log on her heated bed.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
we offered our almost 20yo cat a different wet food, and she has had three breakfasts so far this morning and is sleeping like a log on her heated bed.
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i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe
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Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
moon making a rainbow through the clouds
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
moon making a rainbow through the clouds
exploratory laparoscopy is a go 👍
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
exploratory laparoscopy is a go 👍
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