Cory Perdue
@cory-perdue.bsky.social
Hockey player. Dog lover. Husband. Dad. Washington sports teams fan (and the Orioles too). I like D&D. Ally. He/him.
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
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“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell
July 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
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man it’s gonna be a police state but of people who were too stupid to be police
July 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
man it’s gonna be a police state but of people who were too stupid to be police
Had an uncle pass away recently, and since I walked away from my MAGA family a couple years ago, they sent info through an intermediary to let me know in case I wanted to attend the service. I checked their socials and sadly they are all still happily racist and transphobic. So I won't be attending.
July 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Had an uncle pass away recently, and since I walked away from my MAGA family a couple years ago, they sent info through an intermediary to let me know in case I wanted to attend the service. I checked their socials and sadly they are all still happily racist and transphobic. So I won't be attending.
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July 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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How do I opt out of my kid getting shot in school?
The US supreme court has ruled that schools must give children the chance to opt out on faith grounds from listening to storybooks that feature gay and transgender characters, in a landmark decision that will be seen as a win for religious rights in education.
July 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
How do I opt out of my kid getting shot in school?
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
Dem leaders: sit down, shut up, take notes.
June 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Dem leaders: sit down, shut up, take notes.
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god damn he's cooking
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
god damn he's cooking
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Shabbat Shalom to everyone who recognizes that the safety, freedom & thriving of Jews and Muslims are bound up together — in Israel & Palestine, across the five boroughs, and in many other beloved places.
Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"
June 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Shabbat Shalom to everyone who recognizes that the safety, freedom & thriving of Jews and Muslims are bound up together — in Israel & Palestine, across the five boroughs, and in many other beloved places.
Fighters or Folders.
NYC Comptroller Brad Lander: "I don't think the line for the [Democratic] party right now is between progressives and moderates; I think it's between fighters and folders."
June 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fighters or Folders.
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The only surprising part about this is it took him this long to think to blame dems
June 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The only surprising part about this is it took him this long to think to blame dems
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These people are just wrong about literally everything.
June 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
These people are just wrong about literally everything.
I'm so old I remember when there was one of these in the local Roy Rogers.
May 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm so old I remember when there was one of these in the local Roy Rogers.
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I can never look at an escalator and not think about them becoming stairs.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can never look at an escalator and not think about them becoming stairs.
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Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless
May 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*
May 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*