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Celeste
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35, lesbian trans latina, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
I like magical girls, pro wrestling, kpop, and rhythm games
ACAB FUCK ICE and free Palestine
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Been waiting all year for this, this shit is my wrestlemania
Here's Ep 1 of Better Offline's CES Coverage - I'm joined by Robert Evans, Ed Ongweso Jr., David Roth, Scott Stein, Lisa Eadicicco and Matt Binder to talk NVIDIA's tepid press conference, LLMs in TVs, smart glasses, and Robert's exoskeleton.

open.spotify.com/episode/1a5P...
linktr.ee/betteroffline
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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truly cannot recommend torched.la enough if you are even vaguely curious about just how bad the 2028 LA olympics will likely be. they are going to be *so* bad, if they even exist at all.
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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icymi my latest (and greatest) video. if you're not into vibes videos with no narration, good news! it's not that. contains my narration + narrated clips from other sources. and music.

all my audio-visual experiments of the past few years came together in this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pbZ...
This Concludes Our Broadcast Day | Renegade Cut
YouTube video by Renegade Cut
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Tonight we were asked to come dressed as something from 2025… so I came as everyone’s favourite goblin, Kash Patel. Complete with a woman’s medium jacket. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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🎮✨My Games of the Year 2025!!!✨🎮

LIVE and PUBLIC and (perhaps) SHOCKING!!!

I had a rough year (i'm getting better)!! How did that reflect on my list???

youtu.be/EikOj0JareM
Jess Voidburger's Games Of The Year 2025!
YouTube video by VoidBurger
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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This is what I stocked it with
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Haha unless
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Merry Christmas,

Listen to @bloodwork.show

See you all in the new year.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts.

It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.

www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
Banned 60 Minutes CECOT Segment - Filemail
Get it while it's hot.
www.filemail.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...
Opinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats?
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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I keep seeing more articles about how they regret it now that the damage is done & I truly believe that if you have any genuine interest in salvaging what’s left of this country then whether you want to or not, you can never forgive these people. You can never let them live what they did down.
'I was an idiot': Expert warns Trump 'in significant trouble' as own fans now regret vote
“Runaway Country” Host Alex Wagner said President Donald Trump’s own voters are feeling increasingly betrayed as his slumping economy continues to turn on them.Wagner offered her opinion following a c...
www.rawstory.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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“On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE.

This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.”

Beast mode shit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

archive.ph/Tmthz
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I've done a lot about Google Search and I honestly could do more about TPUs, but there's not a ton out there about the buildout. That being said my Signal is ezitron.76 if you work at Google, especially in Google Cloud or Capex 😀 I have so many questions 😀 please tell me stuff 😀
Ed, you’ve looked at NVIDA very closely lately and given really good information. Is there any plan to do the same scrutiny on Google and its ai efforts? Google seems to be the only mag 7 company that isn’t circular financing NVIDA and seems to be the company Altman is most concerned about now
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Random thought: whichever tcg ends up running a Honkai Star Rail collaboration is the one im gonna be dedicated to
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM