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Kat
@couldyounot.bsky.social
ADHD. Serial scroller, terrible at posting. She/her.
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This hits differently in the current vibe coding era.
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Perverts aside, this is just a very satisfying sequence of motions.
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 AM
I forgot Costa was the President of the EU and thought the coffee shop was making a political statement ☕
Having spent the day calling EU heads, Costa says:

• Tariffs threats are “incompatible with the EU-US trade agreement” from this year;

• Readiness to defend Europe “against any form of coercion”; and

• Readiness to “continue engaging constructively with the US on all issues of common interest”
January 19, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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EMBARRASSING GAMER THOUGHT:
stuff like this just makes me think of when you go to vegas in horizon forbidden west and everything is all fucked up and under water or sand. just thinking of an increasingly likely future with a dead earth littered with dead spheres that outlast every human bone. Lol
The state of Maryland announces plans to build a new Sphere venue in National Harbor, near Washington, DC investor.sphereentertainmentco.com/press-releas...
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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Top of the charts at my house today
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Y’all wanna see a multimillion grade II renovation done right?

Of course you do. Here’s the before pictures: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/4...
www.rightmove.co.uk
January 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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Merry Christmas. You will log.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Today I have learnt that I am a full inch taller than I thought I was.
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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William De Morgan was the Arts & Crafts movement’s most brilliant and prolific ceramic artist.

This biscuit (cookie) set is inspired by some of his many tile designs. 🍪
August 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
After watching several twitch streamers play, I bought Peak. Really enjoying it so far but man I can't get past the tropics biome!
August 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_
July 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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July 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Woo my final train back home after my holiday got cancelled 5 mins before it arrived 🫠 slowly melting in London St Pancras station until the next one arrives.
June 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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okay and here is my ‘sounds like a shitpost but it’s genuine’ UK heatwave tip: if there is a Saxon or Norman church near you, and it’s open, go sit in it. not gothic, they have too many windows, get you some thick stone walls with some high up tiny windows. they stay cold. and you can just sit there
June 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Did you know that you can fit ~40 standard sized playing cards, five dice, and a rules sheet printed on the back of a J-card inside a cassette case without posts? Do something with this knowledge.
June 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It me.
June 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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me, dodging my triggers online
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a nbc sign ..
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a nbc sign ..
media.tenor.com
June 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I have watched too many of @tomwalker.bsky.social's VODs recently as I was in town and saw this shop name in his Donald Trump impression 😮‍💨
June 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
June 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM