My girl dog is poorly, and we've just been hit by a hefty vet bill, possibly with more to come. If you like books, I'll sign one for you. I'll even do a terrible doodle. All proceeds go towards the dog fund. 🖤

ko-fi.com/verityhollow...

in the year 2000 we had Dreamcast, PlayStation and Nintendo 64.

now we don't dream, there's no time to Play, and everything costs 64

"the existence of acid rain implies the existence of basic--" no it doesn't dipshitt. Nothing implies anything. Subtext is on hiatus. My inference gland has been milked dry. No signifiers smuggle meaning underneath their surface. I am a snailfish on an abyssal plain.

Mr Cait just made and sent me a meme and i straight up do not think any of you are ready for how incredible it is

Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears.

My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ

if you put a 'fun' message in your program instead of a verbose report as to why *your* app won't talk to *your* servers you should be shot into the sun

he is [not] helping with the gardening

Anxiously awaiting the final results of the most important election* to come in

*Merri-bek City Council, group B postals

Several things can be true at once:
1. I don't care how you enjoy or express yourself
2. I resent being invited to a Lord of the Rings themed wedding rife with inaccuracies

about to toss this whole thing in the bin

hot take: the rise of the youtube tutorial is one of the worst things to happen to hobbies. 75% of the time, a written description with about 10 photographs would be a better method of explaining things.

This goes up to 100% of the time when dealing with software issues

My gingerbread this year... The VLA!!

it should be illegal to be this comfy

he is [not] helping with the gardening

he is helping with the gardening

Metric in 2005: Buy this car to drive to work / Drive to work to pay for this car

Me: Holy fucking shit

hard to believe sometimes that these two are related