criss
@crissxcrossing.bsky.social
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@crissxcrossing.bsky.social
· Jan 23
genuinely i am screwed. nailed. ive been drilled so deep into the wall that i went straight into the kitchen. drywall is in the toaster. i fell behind the fridge
literally what cognitive behavioral therapy did to me
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted fo...
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April 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
literally what cognitive behavioral therapy did to me
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it's like store-bought hummus is embarassed to have tahini in it. like baby that's what makes you special
April 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
it's like store-bought hummus is embarassed to have tahini in it. like baby that's what makes you special
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Snooki was spotted falling off a couch at a club.
April 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Snooki was spotted falling off a couch at a club.
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my #1 piece of advice to trans people in this moment: when you’re making a really big sandwich, there’s no such thing as “too much flavour”. pile on more spicy/pickled ingredients than you think, otherwise it’ll just taste like bread
April 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
my #1 piece of advice to trans people in this moment: when you’re making a really big sandwich, there’s no such thing as “too much flavour”. pile on more spicy/pickled ingredients than you think, otherwise it’ll just taste like bread
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
supposedly tumblr might die for real this time. i went back to tumblr bc tiktok was gonna die for real that time. so all im saying is bluesky pls dont piss me off
April 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
supposedly tumblr might die for real this time. i went back to tumblr bc tiktok was gonna die for real that time. so all im saying is bluesky pls dont piss me off
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‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
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March 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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whatever country offers refugee status to trans people first is gonna see their tech sector and their noise scene go through the roof
January 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
whatever country offers refugee status to trans people first is gonna see their tech sector and their noise scene go through the roof
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currently at work feral, foaming at the mouth, fingernails scraping at the desk, desperate to go home and playe vidye gaem and wach showe. if i was a caveman i would simply pass away
January 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
currently at work feral, foaming at the mouth, fingernails scraping at the desk, desperate to go home and playe vidye gaem and wach showe. if i was a caveman i would simply pass away
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genuinely i am screwed. nailed. ive been drilled so deep into the wall that i went straight into the kitchen. drywall is in the toaster. i fell behind the fridge
January 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
genuinely i am screwed. nailed. ive been drilled so deep into the wall that i went straight into the kitchen. drywall is in the toaster. i fell behind the fridge
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hey can someone explain how this is supposed to lower the cost of gas and groceries
January 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
hey can someone explain how this is supposed to lower the cost of gas and groceries
does this mean i should take the dei office i worked for in college out of my resume? sorry the lgbtq+ pizza and karaoke nights discriminated too hard against the non-woke
January 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
does this mean i should take the dei office i worked for in college out of my resume? sorry the lgbtq+ pizza and karaoke nights discriminated too hard against the non-woke
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so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???
January 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???
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Yeah that's my nazi rapist friend but don't judge him lol he is neurodivergent, (He starts freaking out and screaming and doing Heil Hitlers) Omg he's stimming ,
January 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yeah that's my nazi rapist friend but don't judge him lol he is neurodivergent, (He starts freaking out and screaming and doing Heil Hitlers) Omg he's stimming ,
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"I count myself lucky to have been there at the exact moment when some of the most credulous fuckers around decided to defend Elon Musk for making an enthusiastic Nazi salute at Donald Trump’s inauguration rally." — @therafischwartz.bsky.social www.discourseblog.com/p/its-time-t...
It's Time to Trust Our Own Eyes
They want us to doubt what is plainly obvious. We can't let them.
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January 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"I count myself lucky to have been there at the exact moment when some of the most credulous fuckers around decided to defend Elon Musk for making an enthusiastic Nazi salute at Donald Trump’s inauguration rally." — @therafischwartz.bsky.social www.discourseblog.com/p/its-time-t...
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i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
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my favorite post of the year so far
January 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
my favorite post of the year so far
i tried to delete my facebook too but they make it so difficult. to make matters worse, i forgot my password and they will only send the code to change it through whatsapp? never have i ever had a whatsapp account
January 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i tried to delete my facebook too but they make it so difficult. to make matters worse, i forgot my password and they will only send the code to change it through whatsapp? never have i ever had a whatsapp account