rob
croquetknob.bsky.social
rob
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English prof during higher ed's overdue apocalypse. Queer LC advocate. Mask tf up!
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MICHAEL KAY: He’s been having trouble locating the strike-zone today even though he was successful largely throughout the whole year.

A-ROD: You need to throw strikes to get the batter out. I’d tell the pitcher, “look, the more balls you throw, the longer this inning will take.”
Alex Rodriguez is the Kamala Harris of baseball broadcasters. I will not be elaborating further.
October 4, 2023 at 10:59 PM
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Reverse racism is when you back your car over a racist just to make sure.
September 15, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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diane feinstein was the hump day of the great depression.
September 21, 2023 at 3:10 AM
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Delighted to see my book launch for TOUCHING THE ART as a staff pick in the Seattle Times!! Yes, Sunday, October 15, 3 pm at the Seattle Art Museum, mark your calendars now... www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
Grande dame of Seattle glass art is among October's must-see exhibits
Local artists are getting their deserved spotlight in October. Here are the not-to-miss shows and events.
www.seattletimes.com
September 21, 2023 at 2:49 AM
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every day god moves further away from us

*shakes fist*
that’s right, keep moving
September 21, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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the onion point counterpoint for "ELON MUSK SAYS THIS IS POSSIBLE" vs "NO IT ISNT"
September 20, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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I said what I said
September 20, 2023 at 10:08 PM
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First post here!

Early view of my AJPS article with Leonard Wantchekon on the legacy of African independence movements.

We argue that rural insurgencies generated political exclusion & autocratic regimes, while urban protests fostered democratic behavior & institutions.

doi.org/10.1111/ajps...
September 20, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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The Biden administration said it will resume offering free at-home Covid tests to American households Monday
U.S. will again offer free at-home Covid tests starting Monday
Americans will soon be able to use COVIDtests.gov to request four free tests, the Biden administration said in a release.
cnb.cx
September 20, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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MORE GREAT NEWS: HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra told reporters that the federal government will once again offer free COVID-19 tests through the mail.
Feds to restart mail-order Covid test program
“The president wanted to make sure that no one can go without tests," HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra said.
www.politico.com
September 20, 2023 at 6:05 PM
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Mayor Piss Jugman
September 20, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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September 20, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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Elon Musk's brain-computer interface start-up Neuralink has begun recruiting people for its first human trial
Musk start-up Neuralink seeks people for brain-implant trial
The company hopes to help people with paralysis move a cursor, or type, using its brain implant.
www.bbc.com
September 20, 2023 at 6:09 PM
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US COVID SHOTS ARE FREE.

Please do not let Walgreens and CVS mislead you or your family members or neighbors about this! They are the biggest part of the federal bridge (free shots for uninsured people) program, but the rollout’s logistics have been a little scattered and you may get pushback.
PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗
Bridge Access Program | CDCCenters for Disease Control and Prevention. CDC twenty four seven. Saving...
www.cdc.gov
September 19, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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this is a small thing but it has been gratifying to watch over time as more and more news outlets drop the glossy promo photos where elon is thoughtfully stroking his chin or whatever and replace them with the more accurate pictures where he looks like a hybrid rat-human
September 19, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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no bottoms for old tops
September 19, 2023 at 7:04 PM
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Yesterday Justin Trudeau revealed that agents of the Indian government murdered a Canadian citizen on Canadian soil. When Canadian Sikhs went to post about it on Facebook, the platform removed their posts as a violation of Indian law.
Facebook is Blocking Canadians’ Posts About the Assassination of a BC Sikh Leader. Their Posts Wer...
Canadian Sikh Facebook users receive notifications that their posts are being taken down because they’re in violation of Indian law
pressprogress.ca
September 19, 2023 at 1:17 PM
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i love latesky contributions
September 19, 2023 at 6:04 AM
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Anna Phylaxis is a beautiful name for a baby girl
September 18, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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Pay bills? I'd rather take pills.
September 19, 2023 at 1:06 PM
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Hello I am reply guy. I perform a critical role in the ecosystem by eating decaying leaves and organic matter. You can find me under rocks whete I may curl into a tiny ball, as a defense mechanism
September 19, 2023 at 11:12 AM
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drawing lines that make a fun shape like a cowboy hat or a smiley face, labeling them “other possible scenarios 2”
September 19, 2023 at 2:10 PM
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Quote from Leslie Feinberg that's in next week's script:

“I’m not saying we’ll live to see some sort of paradise. But just fighting for change makes you stronger. Not hoping for anything will kill you for sure...
June 22, 2023 at 7:12 PM