MAWWTWFT
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Transportation, government, music, birds
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
Brushing back Springer would be hilarious rn
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Brushing back Springer would be hilarious rn
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🧵Thread of cafes, restaurants, bars, bagel joints, etc offering free meals to SNAP recipients, for those who might need it, & so those who don't can give 'em their business.
If you know of such offers in your area & don't see them here, please tell us in @'s.
Here's one! toastedseattle.com
If you know of such offers in your area & don't see them here, please tell us in @'s.
Here's one! toastedseattle.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
🧵Thread of cafes, restaurants, bars, bagel joints, etc offering free meals to SNAP recipients, for those who might need it, & so those who don't can give 'em their business.
If you know of such offers in your area & don't see them here, please tell us in @'s.
Here's one! toastedseattle.com
If you know of such offers in your area & don't see them here, please tell us in @'s.
Here's one! toastedseattle.com
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This is what it used to look like inside the lobby area.
October 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This is what it used to look like inside the lobby area.
curious who’ll make the edit
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
curious who’ll make the edit
Beard experiments gotta be high on my list
anyway if you were running for political office, what’s the worst thing you think an oppo researcher could dig up on you? mine would be “any picture of my hair circa 2006”
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Beard experiments gotta be high on my list
If I could ask MLK one question it would be, “What did you have for breakfast?”
October 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If I could ask MLK one question it would be, “What did you have for breakfast?”
Best of 7 you need 4 games. Sorry, as entertaining as it is to serve your summer travelers, no loonies and toonies accepted down here.
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Best of 7 you need 4 games. Sorry, as entertaining as it is to serve your summer travelers, no loonies and toonies accepted down here.
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It’s pronounced cyclist.
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s pronounced cyclist.
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Man. Humpy really did that shit.
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Man. Humpy really did that shit.
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Inbox: a press release about the “best” and “worst” US cities in which to drive
Awkward reality: the so-called best are generally cities where people don’t want to live while the worst are some of the most desirable places in the country. Go figure
Awkward reality: the so-called best are generally cities where people don’t want to live while the worst are some of the most desirable places in the country. Go figure
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Inbox: a press release about the “best” and “worst” US cities in which to drive
Awkward reality: the so-called best are generally cities where people don’t want to live while the worst are some of the most desirable places in the country. Go figure
Awkward reality: the so-called best are generally cities where people don’t want to live while the worst are some of the most desirable places in the country. Go figure
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If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!
Some were groomed by Clippy
Have 1 in 3 Americans even used AI?
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
October 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Some were groomed by Clippy
The psychology majors will save us
October 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The psychology majors will save us
I heard that even the doughnuts get murdered in PDX
that we have built an alternate media ecosystem in which every American city is an apocalyptic hellhole - completely unmoored from reality - and the political system has collapsed to the point that the president can use this fabrication to send troops against his own citizens is a staggering failure
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I heard that even the doughnuts get murdered in PDX
Maybe this makes some room in Seattle’s parks budget
They're gonna mulch every city in America. You'll see. You'll all see
September 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Maybe this makes some room in Seattle’s parks budget
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September 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Heard on the Bremerton ferry: “Mommy, I see the Space Noodle!” … “Mommy, why’s it called the Space Noodle?”
September 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Heard on the Bremerton ferry: “Mommy, I see the Space Noodle!” … “Mommy, why’s it called the Space Noodle?”
Probably not a coincidence that it’s the women of color for the WA delegation on this list
A list of Democrats who voted NO on the Charlie Kirk resolution
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Probably not a coincidence that it’s the women of color for the WA delegation on this list
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a significant portion of americans think this guy was the hero of pee wee's big adventure
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a significant portion of americans think this guy was the hero of pee wee's big adventure