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Crystal Nehler McClaine
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She/They | AuDHD | Aspiring Romantic Comedy Writer | Swamp Witch

Lifelike | Economy Size | Hours of Enjoyment

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November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why do they self report?
lol sign worked
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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okay um, a long time ago I was going to do a sequel zine to this but I got really busy with a job and other things, so I'm just going to post the best of what I managed, free. These are all based off of actual outfits of hers!

I do have a kofi in my bio though if you do feel inclined 😗💋✨
#artpost
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Ha-ha bitches!"
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Whatcha gonna do about that Chuck?
@schumer.senate.gov — Everyone said, hold the line on the Govt funding for the subsidies, and you whipped 8 Dem votes from reps who weren’t up for reelection anyway—

The failure is yours - we need new leadership
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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So MAGA, You see these two? One of them is your dear leader, the other is a Prince in a country where CHRISTIANITY IS BANNED. Where you can be arrested for being a CHRISTIAN, for displaying CHRISTIAN symbols and even, for having a bible.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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How about this headline, eh? More of this, please.
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I'm telling y'all. Authoritarian parenting primed our entire society for authoritarianism.

Want to find a way out of this? Respect kids. Stop denying them full human rights. Honor their bodily autonomy and humanity. Punishment and coercion don't work. Non-authoritarian parenting IS resistance.
Authoritarians love to do this to their kids.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
He seemed shaken up for sure.
For all those sure there was some master plan, may I present....
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:

“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
No matter how bad you want us to be.
America is not your sugar daddy, Lindsey.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I'm so excited to see JK Rowling go on the offensive now that the Epstein files are out, and take down all these super-powerful child abusers.

BECAUSE SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT CHILDREN BEING EXPLOITED AND ABUSED!!!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This lady is not your friend.
@atrupar.com need to post this one here too
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Watching ICE turn their violence and terror on Charlotte: to the folks there, please reach out to us in Portland and our friends in Chicago for help and strategy and support. We stand in solidarity with you. We are in this together.
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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"People like you voted for Bill Clinton, you stood by Bill Clinton"

Ma'am, I was 7 years old the last time Bill Clinton was on a ballot.

My only feelings on him were I'd get mad when I'd come home to watch Days of Our Lives and my mom would tell me it'd been preempted by his sex scandal again.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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"What if I was Edie Falco?"

#Dimension20
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Never forget she is a snake.
No one should have to face such threats.

It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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so far Scrivener hasn't tried to foist ai on me but I'm keeping my eyes open
Fellow writers constantly closing pop-up windows while we work, Emma Thompson feels our pain! ♥️
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM