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C.S. Bernard 🐷🪶
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🦋 Head writer and project lead for @brushandquill.bsky.social

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Call me Bernard, or even Sam. Apparently I write socialist fables.

♂️ - He/Him
📏 - 178cm (5ft 10in)
⚖ - 136kg (300lb)
🐷 - Sus sapiens (Berkshire pig)

🇺🇸 - Native-born US citizen
🗳 - Socialist
✝️ - Congregationalist Christianity

🎞 "Better a pig than a fascist."

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January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Another particular issue has been the impulsive nature of this one. But I feel it deserves the effort. For various reasons.

I think the opening, thus far, shows promise.
This has still been something like pulling teeth, though. Because it was one of those things where "writing around" the sticking point was difficult because it was literally part of the beginning and I had a hard time visualizing "further ahead" so I circle back to it.
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I wouldn't want to wind up buried under the 18th Hole, either.
This WSJ article adds some fascinating context to the NYT article that has the mother of a 14 year old model brought to Mar-a-Lago for a party having Maples come up to her and saying keep those girls away from these men and my husband. Maples denies she said it.
December 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh, bitch some more, you useless knob.
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Well, shucks. That would really sound phenomenal for some of my readers.

Yet, like when fetishists hear about inflation in the economy, they soon have their bubbles burst.
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's funny enough to make me laugh. But then I sigh after.
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This would be a neat feature! But I would also want to have a means of scheduling posts...

Anyone got good advice? I would be open as well.
Is it possible to save alt text to a pic on my comp? B/c right now, if I wanna reupload a picture, I have to either retype it's alt text or track down the last time I uploaded it so I can copy/paste.

And it'd be REALLY nice to just have the alt text conveniently stored with the picture file itself.
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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People think that everyone behind the screen or office door is either an implacable artistic visionary or a struggling, put-upon artiste that has no time as they sacrifice everything to their search for truth.

I can assure you. I am just:
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I loathe the fact that we're all trapped with a dying old man who is scrambling around in his medically assisted corpse trying to build a "legacy" before his physical being degrades beyond the wit of science.

Because that's what all of this is, at this point.
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
At this point, whether it's civil society or gaming culture or nerd culture at large, nothing immediately makes me feel sketchy about someone than the "we have to keep out the riff-raff" mentality.
This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.

Why are these people such freaks?
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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reminder that caldwell’s most recent book argues that the civil rights act of 1964 was something akin to a constitutional abomination that produced a world of white subordination
This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.

Why are these people such freaks?
December 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Political theater. It's all in service to continue sanitizing Neo-Confederates and making them seem "reasonable" so that middle class Anglo and Euro-Americans think they have common cause with slavers and mass murderers.
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
It's not a lot.

But it's enough.
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I've been slow to wish active harm on the Russian people and Russian nation. I don't think "they're going to collapse any day now."

But they're doing extensive, long term damage to themselves and burning their own house down for insurance money because their Trump told them to.
December 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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When you hit the Like button on my posts, you're essentially doing this to me:
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Whew. Me too, sea lion. Me too.
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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This is incidentally why I believe you can't win by pointing out that their positions are illogical and incoherent. Being unbound by logic is a privilege of wealth. Incoherence is a flex.
If you're ultra wealthy and you need everyone to know it, a mega-yacht won't cut it any more. You need to visibly act out in ways that prove you can treat people like garbage, you can take contradictory positions and spew things that don't make any sense, and still be a part of society.
December 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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For a lot of these billionaires, publicly acting like a cruel piece of shit is just another way for them to signal wealth status.
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Wrote about Ozzy's hooves and shoes before. But!

Besides having shoes forged by dwarves that function like the soles of combat boots or athletic footwear on plantigrade persons, Ozzy also scuffs the underside of her hooves to give her better traction on smooth surfaces.
December 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
On occasion, I'm made aware that people either have interesting thoughts or opinions that they would like to discuss, air out, or whatever they would like. But only a small minority ever seem to show up at my door.

And I understand.
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM