Steven Swenson
@ctigeek.bsky.social
I do things to computers and I own goats.
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If I were the next president, I would push to tax every billionaire a millions dollars A DAY.. EVERY DAY.... until every federal agency was back to where it was in 2022, and the White House was restored to EXACTLY the way it was.
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If I were the next president, I would push to tax every billionaire a millions dollars A DAY.. EVERY DAY.... until every federal agency was back to where it was in 2022, and the White House was restored to EXACTLY the way it was.
This is an insurance company....
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is an insurance company....
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The answers were, essentially,
1) Uh maybe
2) A resounding yes
3) Sure but whose isn't
1) Uh maybe
2) A resounding yes
3) Sure but whose isn't
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The answers were, essentially,
1) Uh maybe
2) A resounding yes
3) Sure but whose isn't
1) Uh maybe
2) A resounding yes
3) Sure but whose isn't
My biggest PR was 10,000 LOC.... deleted.
You claim that your 350 LOC PR couldn't have been broken down into smaller problems, and yet here we are extracting methods...
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My biggest PR was 10,000 LOC.... deleted.
wasn't Yes fully Theseusized by 90125?
TIL that the band Foreigner has gone full Ship of Theseus: not one member of the current touring band was part of their 1970s-1980s heyday.
Original Frontman of Iconic 70s Rock Band Gives His Blessing To New Singer
The legendary singer is "really excited" to "fully" endorse the group's new vocalist.
parade.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
wasn't Yes fully Theseusized by 90125?
Should've gone with Apple TV MAX.
Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV
It's their 'vibrant new identity'
It's their 'vibrant new identity'
October 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Should've gone with Apple TV MAX.
Well shit....
Maybe they'll add more cities.
Maybe they'll add more cities.
October 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Well shit....
Maybe they'll add more cities.
Maybe they'll add more cities.
@bsky.app @support.bsky.team
I just unfollowed three people only because you don't have a "don't show reposts" setting. This feature was the only thing that kept my Twitter feed clean.
I just unfollowed three people only because you don't have a "don't show reposts" setting. This feature was the only thing that kept my Twitter feed clean.
October 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
@bsky.app @support.bsky.team
I just unfollowed three people only because you don't have a "don't show reposts" setting. This feature was the only thing that kept my Twitter feed clean.
I just unfollowed three people only because you don't have a "don't show reposts" setting. This feature was the only thing that kept my Twitter feed clean.
Ticketmaster has said you can buy tickets for RUSH early if you have a Citi credit card, Geico insurance, drive a Kia Sorento, use Tide detergent, have played Moving Pictures in its entirety 5 times on Spotify in the last 3 months, and have a bitchin mural on the side of your van.
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ticketmaster has said you can buy tickets for RUSH early if you have a Citi credit card, Geico insurance, drive a Kia Sorento, use Tide detergent, have played Moving Pictures in its entirety 5 times on Spotify in the last 3 months, and have a bitchin mural on the side of your van.
October 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
IKEA is the best place for your second family.
What if you kept your second family INSIDE the Costco
October 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
IKEA is the best place for your second family.
We could have an Elvis on every Carnival cruise!
Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young
October 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
We could have an Elvis on every Carnival cruise!
It still shows ads though...
It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month
October 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It still shows ads though...
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this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress
They should be recalled just because of the stupid french doors... "Oh I'm just going to open my toaster oven which then pushes everything off my kitchen counter onto the floor like a giant set of windshield wipers."
#RECALL: More than 1 million Oster French door countertop oven’s doors can unexpectedly close, posing a burn hazard to consumers. Get free repair kit. Full notice: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
September 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
They should be recalled just because of the stupid french doors... "Oh I'm just going to open my toaster oven which then pushes everything off my kitchen counter onto the floor like a giant set of windshield wipers."
How did this not overload the cell tower?? You'd think someone from the cell company would notice one tower sending out millions of txt messages.
This is a picture of the cellphone cache they found in NYC and holy shit. All of those little chiclets in the rack cases are SIM cards; apparently the rig could send 30 million anonymous texts per minute
September 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
How did this not overload the cell tower?? You'd think someone from the cell company would notice one tower sending out millions of txt messages.
It would be so amazing if Colbert let Kimmel guest host his show tonight.
September 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It would be so amazing if Colbert let Kimmel guest host his show tonight.
If you're getting a passport for the first time, don't use USPS office, call your library and ask if they can do it. MUCH better experience.
Locking down your credit is a pain ("No, I really really don't want your crappy `extra` monitoring for $9/month... "), but isn't a big deal. Takes about an hour to create your account with all three agencies.
Having a passport is damn handy even if you don't plan to travel.
Having a passport is damn handy even if you don't plan to travel.
🚨I know my reach here is limited but this is your reminder:
Get/renew your passport
Lock down your personal info with the credit bureaus
Make sure you have originals/certified copies of birth certificates and other legal documents at hand
It may not seem important now, but it is.
Get/renew your passport
Lock down your personal info with the credit bureaus
Make sure you have originals/certified copies of birth certificates and other legal documents at hand
It may not seem important now, but it is.
September 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you're getting a passport for the first time, don't use USPS office, call your library and ask if they can do it. MUCH better experience.
Locking down your credit is a pain ("No, I really really don't want your crappy `extra` monitoring for $9/month... "), but isn't a big deal. Takes about an hour to create your account with all three agencies.
Having a passport is damn handy even if you don't plan to travel.
Having a passport is damn handy even if you don't plan to travel.
🚨I know my reach here is limited but this is your reminder:
Get/renew your passport
Lock down your personal info with the credit bureaus
Make sure you have originals/certified copies of birth certificates and other legal documents at hand
It may not seem important now, but it is.
Get/renew your passport
Lock down your personal info with the credit bureaus
Make sure you have originals/certified copies of birth certificates and other legal documents at hand
It may not seem important now, but it is.
September 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Locking down your credit is a pain ("No, I really really don't want your crappy `extra` monitoring for $9/month... "), but isn't a big deal. Takes about an hour to create your account with all three agencies.
Having a passport is damn handy even if you don't plan to travel.
Having a passport is damn handy even if you don't plan to travel.
Reposted by Steven Swenson
your jacket collar should actually never touch your neck
September 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
your jacket collar should actually never touch your neck
Reposted by Steven Swenson
These guys are unpopular and dumb as rocks, they did not discover a secret 'I win' button at the heart of all politics labeled 'mean tweets' or 'cancel elections.'
Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.
Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.
September 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
These guys are unpopular and dumb as rocks, they did not discover a secret 'I win' button at the heart of all politics labeled 'mean tweets' or 'cancel elections.'
Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.
Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.