Jongle bees
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Jongle bees
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for everyone visiting their parents who are getting weird ideas from the machine they never turn off, and it's getting harder to ignore them, and fixing the machine will not solve the problem:
"curb" or "kerb" are both fine
if they will notice it on the curb, they may not check the recycling bin
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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gmornin oomfs
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I've been watching a lot of this little slice of life anime called "the simpsons" lately and i think it's got a lot of promise!
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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actual wolf: let's sleep in a pile tonight
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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If someone says that key lime pie is bad, they have already sinned against god. No need to yell at them, they will be judged and damned in the afterlife
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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1. After the shutdown fight, Republicans promised Democrats a vote on extending enhanced ACA subsidies, which cover 20 million Americans.

Now, new reporting shows that Republican negotiators want to make a trans funding ban a requirement for the extension.

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Republicans Privately Pushing Anti-Trans Funding Ban For ACA Subsidy Deal After Shutdown Compromise
The proposal, which was first detailed in the Wall Street Journal, could harm transgender people even in blue states if it becomes part of the negotiated deal.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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deleting all my posts hope you enjoyed and a big thank you to my valued viewers <3
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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someone wanting an answer doesn't mean you have to give it
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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normalize telling people they are a speed bump to you
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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beautiful bean footage
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Mantis shrimp have extraordinary visual capabilities. Humans have 3 types of color-receptive cones (red/green/blue) mantis shrimp have 16, incl for ultraviolet light. This doesn't mean they see more colors; it allows for rapid color diff, crucial in the quick, murky & competitive env they navigate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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If you’re 25 and you and your wife haven’t amassed at least a small army of blonde women what are you even doing with your life
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@astrocyteluvr69.bsky.social reaching out for comment
If you’re 25 and you and your wife haven’t amassed at least a small army of blonde women what are you even doing with your life
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I'm telling you, no one ever suspects the ancient crone. my time will come
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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what if deltarune ch 1 foreshadows later plot points of the game ...
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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just coughed this up
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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every crow I've seen today is carrying the biggest peanut i've ever seen. something is going on
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM