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Hardcore Weezer Fan Hates Everything Band Has Released Since Forming
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June 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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#SCINTILLA

There once was a certain chinchilla
whose palette was blandly vanilla.
He ordered his taco
with dollops of guac though
and salsa of half a scintilla.

#vss365 180/365
June 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Been working on an extremely hard research-intensive video that's so draining I just kinda started writing something else for fun, and I can already tell the "fun" one is going to get like 5 times the views for 1/5 the effort
June 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Can we have pride in a huge cave underground? I need AC
June 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Trying something new!
June 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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New Lash design got leaked and I'm fucking dying
June 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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there’s plenty of criticisms to be levied against americans in general

but we are still the country where brave people intentionally crashed a jet liner and sacrificed themselves instead of letting it be used to kill many many more
June 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Adonis is smart but orange in a very interesting way where he definitely has one brain cell but they took it from a mountain lion
June 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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i also kinda love it when instagram serves up an account and says "p..pwease follow them????🥺👉👈" and its just a video of my own cat.. like im good, but thank you
June 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Boy I could use a cold glass of water right now
June 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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before he died david lynch told me that anyone who passes up on my manuscript is an idiot
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’
April 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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It seem insane for a US Senator to say we've all been subjected to "a relentless bombardment of Marxist propaganda." But what he means by this is 1) there was a Burger King ad with an interracial couple and 2) Star Wars Episodes VII-IX had a female lead.
March 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Just bumped into an old friend.
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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someday we will have the technology to turn the plastic accumulating in each of our brains into a personalized McDonald’s happy meal toy but until then we must continue gathering
February 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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A bit of joy for this broken timeline.

My kids are playing The Stanley Parable for the first time and the experience is filling my family room with the joyous sound of giggles.

I love video games.
February 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I frequently think about how, once you beat Super Mario 64 and finish watching the credits, the game just hard-locks on that picture of the cake. When I was a kid I genuinely thought I could never play it again now that I'd finished it. I felt that I was no longer welcome in Mario's world.
February 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."

Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."

snake: "doors?"
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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fucked up that the richest man on earth is solely motivated by reddit gold.
February 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM