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he/they | gay | millennial | aotearoa | my contempt: habitual. my sensibilities: contemptible | the individual is an entirely powerless unit | to be loved is to be changed
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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if you're mad at trump now and you're not american then your country should have tried doing more election interference. where was your intelligence service, were they posting enough fake images to x the everything app? did your country print fake absentee ballots like north korea did in 2020?
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 PM
That Task show was so good im overwhelmed
January 18, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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We've added a big 40 page preview of the finished Blades '68 book, for free -- just scroll right to the bottom here: www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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this account was a genuine masterpiece
February 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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people say the back half of twin peaks season 2 is bad but what they mean is its the greatest bad tv in the history of the medium
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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in a form of carcinisation of human thought, all fandom reaction will, regardless of context, inevitably reproduce the Mass Effect 3 Indoctrination Theory
January 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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for some reason if you push the buttons on this thing in the wrong order people get really mad at you
January 6, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Logging onto Bluesky today be like
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough that the attempts to anthropomorphize an algorithm is a fundamental act of journalistic malpractice and an intentional act to shield the people responsible for this. It's fucking shameful.
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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agreed all-timer line
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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saving this because i found it again and think about it daily
October 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
pluribus series of the year all years
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
merry xmas yo
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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do NOT download this. do not share it, do not use it, do not seed it and whatever you do do not listen to it. spotify's music quality is fucking ass
A pirate activist group reportedly scraped and uploaded Spotify’s entire music catalog online ✳️

• Included 86M audio files — now circulating in bulk torrents totaling ~300 terabytes

• Spotify confirmed they are investigating the incident

(via billboard)
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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i imagine the pithy jabs and silly cartoons mocking hitler were more palatable when your government is sending millions of men with guns to kill him. i imagine it would be simply bothersome if they only did the former.
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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hell fucking yes one of the best in the history of "not actually that good" games. sure it's kind of a mess. it's also a mess where i can keep jump kicking mall cops into the wall 30 feet away as jada pinkett smith in a red leather jacket. like i can do just that for an hour
enter the matrix, wallpaper (2003) web.archive.org/web/20030402...
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM