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FBI OPS DIRECTOR: Antifa - that's our primary concern right now. CONGRESS: Where is Antifa headquartered?
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
FBI OPS DIRECTOR: Antifa - that's our primary concern right now. CONGRESS: Where is Antifa headquartered?
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.
CONGRESS: What does that mean?
FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
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Standup comic John O'Donnell does a better job explaining NSPM-7 than basically all of major media:
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Standup comic John O'Donnell does a better job explaining NSPM-7 than basically all of major media:
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One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs
October 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs
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I want to tie myself to train tracks and let a train run over me every time someone says that they like Gavin Newsom because he trolls Trump
October 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I want to tie myself to train tracks and let a train run over me every time someone says that they like Gavin Newsom because he trolls Trump
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I try not to look at people’s computer screens but every time I catch a view of someone with a real job’s computer they are in a chat full of gifs. Is that what’s going on at work these days?
October 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I try not to look at people’s computer screens but every time I catch a view of someone with a real job’s computer they are in a chat full of gifs. Is that what’s going on at work these days?
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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nobody should be allowed 2+ homes till everybody gets one. after that go nuts. don't care. till then no more villas or fuckin chalets or whatever. i figure everyone effected by this, as a group, controls something approaching 100% of the world's wealth and resources, so it should be pretty doable
September 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
nobody should be allowed 2+ homes till everybody gets one. after that go nuts. don't care. till then no more villas or fuckin chalets or whatever. i figure everyone effected by this, as a group, controls something approaching 100% of the world's wealth and resources, so it should be pretty doable
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"We're dealing with some haters in the White House, haters in the Congress, haters in the Cabinet," Hakeem Jeffries says.
"But we still serve a good God."
"But we still serve a good God."
September 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"We're dealing with some haters in the White House, haters in the Congress, haters in the Cabinet," Hakeem Jeffries says.
"But we still serve a good God."
"But we still serve a good God."
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David Pakman denounces "outrageous claims suggesting that it's AIPAC or IPAC - I don't even know how it's pronounced - that is funding this show"
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
David Pakman denounces "outrageous claims suggesting that it's AIPAC or IPAC - I don't even know how it's pronounced - that is funding this show"
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Oh, sorry he’s just making the homeless move by having the police throw their shit away and he’s only against trans people under 25, that’s on me.
August 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh, sorry he’s just making the homeless move by having the police throw their shit away and he’s only against trans people under 25, that’s on me.
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Hakeem Jeffries says of Cuomo's attacks on Mamdani for living in a rent controlled apartment: "It's a legitimate issue that has been raised, and the [Mamdani] campaign is going to have to address it."
August 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hakeem Jeffries says of Cuomo's attacks on Mamdani for living in a rent controlled apartment: "It's a legitimate issue that has been raised, and the [Mamdani] campaign is going to have to address it."
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Truth, justice, the American way but with some immigration rules that are important to follow.
July 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Truth, justice, the American way but with some immigration rules that are important to follow.
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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The most depressing psychological result of the Covid pandemic, I think, is how it's socially acceptable again to attach moral worth to not getting sick
July 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The most depressing psychological result of the Covid pandemic, I think, is how it's socially acceptable again to attach moral worth to not getting sick
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I believe in work requirements for billionaires, and healthcare for disabled kids.
July 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I believe in work requirements for billionaires, and healthcare for disabled kids.
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This should be a Colbert Report bit from 2008 about Fox News.
Just the NYT calling the areas where Mamdani most won votes - "The Commie Corner"
June 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This should be a Colbert Report bit from 2008 about Fox News.
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Um, methinks us Gen Xers know a thing or two more about a hard knock life. We walked to school, drank from the hose, walked home, drank from the hose, played outside, drank from the hose, partied all night, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, DRANK FROM THE HOSE DRANKFROMT
June 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Um, methinks us Gen Xers know a thing or two more about a hard knock life. We walked to school, drank from the hose, walked home, drank from the hose, played outside, drank from the hose, partied all night, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, DRANK FROM THE HOSE DRANKFROMT
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How do you protest peacefully when the police keep hitting you? Do you just go home? What comes next? How do we oppose this? Don’t say “hold Democrats feet to the fire.” They have proven that, and I’m being generous here, they can’t help (I think they just don’t care tbh)
June 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
How do you protest peacefully when the police keep hitting you? Do you just go home? What comes next? How do we oppose this? Don’t say “hold Democrats feet to the fire.” They have proven that, and I’m being generous here, they can’t help (I think they just don’t care tbh)
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