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For September's second bonus strip, we have WALKY so that both this and last month's second bonus strips are about pooping. Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/second...

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Booster knocks on the door to their dorm's half-bath and says "Hey, Walky, you OKAY in there?  Do I need to send in the Coast Guard?
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
At least one is now confirmed true!
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cheryllynneaton.bsky.social
I didn't know Mamdani's wife was a comics nerd! New York, you have to vote for him now because I need at least one person in comics to have good health insurance.
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we'll see, trying to wrap up the fourth chapter before that happens
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me, feverishly countering: it's comics colors dum bass
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sixotf.bsky.social
This video has inspired some exceptionally quick-witted debate
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lastthird.bsky.social
Psalty the Singing Songbook
sarahposner.bsky.social
Which praise and worship band would Mike Johnson prefer to do the Super Bowl halftime show, wrong answers only
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
Today in Inverse Vehicle Scale
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
Guess we're still waiting on Powerglide
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Yes, and it's a job that he won through a contest.
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jongraywb.bsky.social
A “thing” about old high schools are replacing problematic mascots.

For example: A local high school here had to choose from three new mascots for their tennis team: a lady sheep, a lady goat, and a lady deer.

One girl in particular *loved* the lady sheep so she canvassed relentlessly for it.
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
best as i can translate:

panel 1
amos: if my daughter is anything like my wife, AND SHE IS, then you can expect to be sexually satisfied like constantly
alistair: huh
panel 2
nonsense
panel 3
edda: wtf amos
amos: all i said was that both you and lolly are fuck machines
panel 4
amos: well gotta run
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
today in #9chickweedlane i learned maybe don't reread something over and over trying to make sense of it, because maybe eventually you do and then oh no its meaning is actually nauseating
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got tired of having to always try to photograph around the low ceiling with taller toys, so
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Rebuilt my display stage one row higher today, only tore up my fingers a little in the process
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marygillis.bsky.social
The plot of the next Simpsons movie should be the kids at Springfield Elementary digging up a time capsule that was buried 40 years ago and realizing they're the same children who buried it because their world hasn't aged in 4 decades.
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
btw out of curiosity i looked up the nearest Odeon to Big Ben (since they fly past it in a previous panel) and this is apparently Google Streetview's most recent photo of it
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
bludgeon, why does your campaign of terror composed and orchestrated with utter precision have beef with this specific Jurassic Park showing in an Odeon Cinema
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appropriate-enough hair for an orphan I guess, but I do not like this shape on my head and Maggie keeps calling me Lord Farquad