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🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
February 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
January 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
 
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour. 

Let's steal those ideas.
January 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Who needs actual experience and qualifications, anyway…

Follow for more cartoons!
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Charlie Brown was a bit of a shit in his first year.
January 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Charlie Brown was a bit of a shit in his first year.
January 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Check out these peaceful protesters on the day of love!
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A lot of people are about to find out how integral immigrants are to the USA's operations. Things are about to get crazy.
January 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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one of the things i hate most about "originalism" as a supposed methodology is that the practice of it rests on the idea that it takes the specialized knowledge of a special elite to be able to understand the plain language of the constitution.
January 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Watters: What kind of husband goes grocery shopping with his wife?
January 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"I've Got More Hummus Than Things To Dip In It" -a tragedy
January 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all
January 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Games I spend the most time playing or replaying in recent times:
#hades
#hades2
#masseffect
#outerworlds
#bloonstowerdefense

Games that I love and will likely play many more times:
#zeldaBOTW
#skyrim
#chronotrigger
#zeldaALTTP
#yoshisisland
#marioeverything
#fallout
#diablo
#sonic2d
January 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I love you so much, "Murder of the Universe". You and "Nonagon Infinity" both.
On FB I said I'd call my firstborn Superunknown, but I'd also go for "In Times New Roman..." as well, curious what others would have 🤭
January 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The Party has curated the truth for you.
January 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed—if all records told the same tale—then the lie passed into history and became truth."
January 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
January 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dang interesting times. I just want to live in boring times.
January 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This guy won the popular vote. That’s why I say America deserves everything we get.
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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The mainstream media spent months obsessing over Joe Biden’s choice of footwear. Let’s see how much attention they give to Trump pardoning insurrectionists who assaulted police officers.
January 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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There is no bottom to this barrel.
January 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM