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@dangraccoon.bsky.social
“Canonically 87 years old”
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It never ceases to amaze me how some people without disabilities congratulate us when they perceive us as less disabled and get defensive when we request accommodations. I will never become "less disabled" but with accessibility the world will become less disabling.
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...
my husband and I had never actually seen SZA before but now we both have a new crush
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
my husband and I had never actually seen SZA before but now we both have a new crush
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Starting to think the Eagles might win this one.
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Starting to think the Eagles might win this one.
idk anything about sports ball but that one guy from the chiefs looks like Nic Cage
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
idk anything about sports ball but that one guy from the chiefs looks like Nic Cage
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the way adult autism diagnosis works is that someone you know says heyyyy have youuuuu ever been checked for autism by the way?
February 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the way adult autism diagnosis works is that someone you know says heyyyy have youuuuu ever been checked for autism by the way?
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the glow of green fireworks against the broken dildo in the alley behind my house. philadelphia. beautiful
February 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the glow of green fireworks against the broken dildo in the alley behind my house. philadelphia. beautiful
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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They are playing Chapelle Roan at the dentist office. I’m gonna call that a cultural victory.
February 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They are playing Chapelle Roan at the dentist office. I’m gonna call that a cultural victory.
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The Hell’s Belles trilogy has found a home at Saga Press, Simon&Schuster (UK), and Simon Maverick (audio)! Preorders for print (coming 5/6) and audio (coming 4/1) are available now! Elena Wolfe & Sean Masters will bring Lily&Bel to life in the audio. I’m SO EXCITED!
February 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The Hell’s Belles trilogy has found a home at Saga Press, Simon&Schuster (UK), and Simon Maverick (audio)! Preorders for print (coming 5/6) and audio (coming 4/1) are available now! Elena Wolfe & Sean Masters will bring Lily&Bel to life in the audio. I’m SO EXCITED!
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The Autism Awareness “Paradox” …
Them:
*spends millions on raising *awareness* of Autism*
Previously unaware Autistic people:
“oh wow! I now am aware that *I* am Autistic!”
Them:
“Where are all these Autistic people coming from?”
Them:
*spends millions on raising *awareness* of Autism*
Previously unaware Autistic people:
“oh wow! I now am aware that *I* am Autistic!”
Them:
“Where are all these Autistic people coming from?”
February 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Autism Awareness “Paradox” …
Them:
*spends millions on raising *awareness* of Autism*
Previously unaware Autistic people:
“oh wow! I now am aware that *I* am Autistic!”
Them:
“Where are all these Autistic people coming from?”
Them:
*spends millions on raising *awareness* of Autism*
Previously unaware Autistic people:
“oh wow! I now am aware that *I* am Autistic!”
Them:
“Where are all these Autistic people coming from?”
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My TikTok feed is full of Canadians calling Trump a big dumb bitch that doesn’t understand basic economics.
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My TikTok feed is full of Canadians calling Trump a big dumb bitch that doesn’t understand basic economics.
Phew 😮💨 thank Lucifer for that
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
ATLANTA—In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured. The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly […]
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February 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Phew 😮💨 thank Lucifer for that
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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
Alt: a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
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February 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
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*getting an ultrasound on my leg and hears a bubbly whoosh from the computer*
Me, thinking it’s a ‘computer loading’ kind of sound: “Oh that’s a cute little noise!”
My tech: “That’s your blood flow.”
Me, thinking it’s a ‘computer loading’ kind of sound: “Oh that’s a cute little noise!”
My tech: “That’s your blood flow.”
January 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
*getting an ultrasound on my leg and hears a bubbly whoosh from the computer*
Me, thinking it’s a ‘computer loading’ kind of sound: “Oh that’s a cute little noise!”
My tech: “That’s your blood flow.”
Me, thinking it’s a ‘computer loading’ kind of sound: “Oh that’s a cute little noise!”
My tech: “That’s your blood flow.”
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Once upon a time I was a nerd rocker...and I made albums produced by a guy named Schmed. He was such a tremendous talent and I learned so god damn much from him. It was so fun and so silly and he made my dreams come true.
Everybody, think of Schmed a bit for me today. I'm so sad he's gone.
Everybody, think of Schmed a bit for me today. I'm so sad he's gone.
January 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Once upon a time I was a nerd rocker...and I made albums produced by a guy named Schmed. He was such a tremendous talent and I learned so god damn much from him. It was so fun and so silly and he made my dreams come true.
Everybody, think of Schmed a bit for me today. I'm so sad he's gone.
Everybody, think of Schmed a bit for me today. I'm so sad he's gone.
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I asked ChatGPT who the CEO of The Onion is. It gave me over two dozen names, none of them correct. Here are some of them.
—Cole Bolton
—Richard "Dick" T. B. Hornblower
—Timothy "Tim" Onion.
When asked for Tim Onion's real name:
—Timothy O’Neill, John N. Johnson, James H. Miller, Paul S.D. Smith
—Cole Bolton
—Richard "Dick" T. B. Hornblower
—Timothy "Tim" Onion.
When asked for Tim Onion's real name:
—Timothy O’Neill, John N. Johnson, James H. Miller, Paul S.D. Smith
January 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I asked ChatGPT who the CEO of The Onion is. It gave me over two dozen names, none of them correct. Here are some of them.
—Cole Bolton
—Richard "Dick" T. B. Hornblower
—Timothy "Tim" Onion.
When asked for Tim Onion's real name:
—Timothy O’Neill, John N. Johnson, James H. Miller, Paul S.D. Smith
—Cole Bolton
—Richard "Dick" T. B. Hornblower
—Timothy "Tim" Onion.
When asked for Tim Onion's real name:
—Timothy O’Neill, John N. Johnson, James H. Miller, Paul S.D. Smith
I think I sort of had a similar realization, but didn’t really have words for it. So this is very helpful!
One of my biggest realizations as an #actuallyautistic person: while I approach social interactions with a scalpel—carefully evaluating the words, intonation, enunciation, pronunciation, tone, vibes, facial expressions, body language—most people go at social interactions with a sledgehammer.
January 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I think I sort of had a similar realization, but didn’t really have words for it. So this is very helpful!
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Thanks to the Reddit page I now 1) have this better version of the Barney song stuck in my head and 2) can never read this scene the same way again
January 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Thanks to the Reddit page I now 1) have this better version of the Barney song stuck in my head and 2) can never read this scene the same way again
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I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
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Slurs are for people desperate to be funny but too dumb to remember Anchorman quotes
"fuck you we want to say the slurs we love saying" you can say them. you can say them whenever you want. but people get to tell you you're a piece of shit, too. I can't believe I've been saying this for like 20 years why is this hard to understand
January 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Slurs are for people desperate to be funny but too dumb to remember Anchorman quotes
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Trans rights but in these times more than ever, trans wrongs
January 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Trans rights but in these times more than ever, trans wrongs