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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Don't have a Spotify wrap up because I don't use that fascist money extracting oligarch algorithm app.
I can tell you that I paid for / listened to some kick ass talented musicians who wrote absolute banger songs across many decades up to & including this very year.
Most of them used loud guitars
I can tell you that I paid for / listened to some kick ass talented musicians who wrote absolute banger songs across many decades up to & including this very year.
Most of them used loud guitars
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Don't have a Spotify wrap up because I don't use that fascist money extracting oligarch algorithm app.
I can tell you that I paid for / listened to some kick ass talented musicians who wrote absolute banger songs across many decades up to & including this very year.
Most of them used loud guitars
I can tell you that I paid for / listened to some kick ass talented musicians who wrote absolute banger songs across many decades up to & including this very year.
Most of them used loud guitars
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Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
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Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
That would be me
I'm on Sunday duty at @defector.com today! First up, my newser on the airport crisis. Spoiler: Trump is fucking you. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
If You’re Stuck At An Airport Right Now, It’s Because Trump Fucked You | Defector
You picked a bad weekend to fly. Over 1,500 flights in the US were cancelled yesterday, and over 1,200 over them have already been cancelled this morning. One of those may have been yours. You’re stuc...
defector.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
That would be me
Pat Murphy looks like he brags about his nephew that just got hired by ICE.
Pat Murphy looks like the guy who offers his unsolicited opinion on minorities while standing in line at a Walmart.
Pat Murphy looks like the guy that says really stupid shit and then pretends he never said it.
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Pat Murphy looks like he brags about his nephew that just got hired by ICE.
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Will Trump family crypto holdings provide an economic umbrella for the entire nation after Treasury bonds collapse and the stock market crashes? We asked three recently-pardoned financial criminals.
August 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Will Trump family crypto holdings provide an economic umbrella for the entire nation after Treasury bonds collapse and the stock market crashes? We asked three recently-pardoned financial criminals.
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ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg
July 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg
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Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones
July 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones
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There’s a probably better than 50% chance that was the last Daily Show ever. And I’ll say probably 80-90% it was at least Jon Stewart’s last show. He went scorched earth on CBS and Trump without any bleeping.
July 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
There’s a probably better than 50% chance that was the last Daily Show ever. And I’ll say probably 80-90% it was at least Jon Stewart’s last show. He went scorched earth on CBS and Trump without any bleeping.
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Orioles play-by-play broadcaster Kevin Brown explaining the Oasis reunion to analyst Ben McDonald went exactly how you'd expect 🎙️🎸🔥
July 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Orioles play-by-play broadcaster Kevin Brown explaining the Oasis reunion to analyst Ben McDonald went exactly how you'd expect 🎙️🎸🔥
Wordle streak about to take it in the seat. What a shame.
guy who decided today is the day his love of puzzles can’t justify his new york times subscription
July 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Wordle streak about to take it in the seat. What a shame.
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
Vance can’t even decide what his own name is. Not surprised that he would screw this up.
Alex Padilla has hit back at JD Vance after the vice president called him “José” at a press conference.
Handcuffed Democratic Senator Rips JD Vance After Racist Name Flub
The Democratic senator had some choice words after the vice president botched his name during a recent trip to Los Angeles.
trib.al
June 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Vance can’t even decide what his own name is. Not surprised that he would screw this up.
@padilla.senate.gov Where do I donate? I’ll double it if you tell my AZ senators to get off their ass.
June 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@padilla.senate.gov Where do I donate? I’ll double it if you tell my AZ senators to get off their ass.
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Here's one upgrade to Air Force One that won't cost the taxpayers $1B
June 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Here's one upgrade to Air Force One that won't cost the taxpayers $1B
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Congratulations to the Cubs on getting the 2027 All-Star Game. One that might never be played because their owners are one of a bunch who are willing to torch that entire season to try to force a salary cap on the players.
May 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Congratulations to the Cubs on getting the 2027 All-Star Game. One that might never be played because their owners are one of a bunch who are willing to torch that entire season to try to force a salary cap on the players.
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i went back today and they went out of business
i’m eating a duck banh mi for lunch and it was 16 dollars. it’s big too. maybe we pull through this thing after all
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i went back today and they went out of business
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The face of the administration banning artificial colors
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The face of the administration banning artificial colors
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
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Cocaine, other drugs will be exempted from new tariffs, Trump administration says
April 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Cocaine, other drugs will be exempted from new tariffs, Trump administration says
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Elder millennials watching traders freak out about a global economic collapse that will wreck tens of millions of lives and livelihoods, possibly irreparably
April 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Elder millennials watching traders freak out about a global economic collapse that will wreck tens of millions of lives and livelihoods, possibly irreparably