Davd
@davd.bsky.social
(He/Him)
Aspiring aircraft mechanic and educator.
Aspiring aircraft mechanic and educator.
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January 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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I'm so confused.
Either:
A - She lied.
or
B - We died and are in hell because he's still president?
Either:
A - She lied.
or
B - We died and are in hell because he's still president?
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I'm so confused.
Either:
A - She lied.
or
B - We died and are in hell because he's still president?
Either:
A - She lied.
or
B - We died and are in hell because he's still president?
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my 2025 year in review
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
my 2025 year in review
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christmas on bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
christmas on bluesky
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
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In the heat of a crazy wizard battle, sometimes what you need isn't a big dragon, a death spell, or unlimited knowledge.
Sometimes you just need one dependable hypeman
Sometimes you just need one dependable hypeman
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
In the heat of a crazy wizard battle, sometimes what you need isn't a big dragon, a death spell, or unlimited knowledge.
Sometimes you just need one dependable hypeman
Sometimes you just need one dependable hypeman
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The US on December 7, 1941
YAMAMOTO?????????????
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The US on December 7, 1941
Pitch the ball random fan, or Ohtani will have to do it again.
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Pitch the ball random fan, or Ohtani will have to do it again.
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The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
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ok i'll do it. i will pitch for the dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
ok i'll do it. i will pitch for the dodgers
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October 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?
September 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?
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At this rate, coming up next week: Disney orders Marvel to retcon Black Panther as a white dude from Rhodesia who fights for the rights of Afrikaner farmers.
September 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
At this rate, coming up next week: Disney orders Marvel to retcon Black Panther as a white dude from Rhodesia who fights for the rights of Afrikaner farmers.