David Jones
@davidajones.bsky.social
Just a humble country lawyer trying to do the best he can. Newly Minnesotan. He/him. Here for law, politics, science, cinema, children’s lit, comics, science fiction, and shit-post perusal.
Sorry about being white, everyone (but I’m only apologizing because you’re somehow forcing me to).
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sorry about being white, everyone (but I’m only apologizing because you’re somehow forcing me to).
I don’t even want to see him get punched in the face because I still have to see him for that.
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don’t even want to see him get punched in the face because I still have to see him for that.
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"pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react"
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react"
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I honestly expected more from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I honestly expected more from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient
Tom Brady saying Jared Goff fast sounds like he’s saying jerk-off?
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tom Brady saying Jared Goff fast sounds like he’s saying jerk-off?
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A beautiful thing that unites all of us is that no one knows the name of that bar game where you slide the metal puck on the wooden board and there’s the sand
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A beautiful thing that unites all of us is that no one knows the name of that bar game where you slide the metal puck on the wooden board and there’s the sand
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I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
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STOP RIGHT THERE, ASSHOLE
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
STOP RIGHT THERE, ASSHOLE
Trying out the AirPods 3 live translation. It’s not fast enough to pick up conversation speed, but definitely works well for a sentence or two at a time.
Fyi, you don’t need airpods. You can use the translation app on iPhone with or without them.
Fyi, you don’t need airpods. You can use the translation app on iPhone with or without them.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Trying out the AirPods 3 live translation. It’s not fast enough to pick up conversation speed, but definitely works well for a sentence or two at a time.
Fyi, you don’t need airpods. You can use the translation app on iPhone with or without them.
Fyi, you don’t need airpods. You can use the translation app on iPhone with or without them.
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mr president, what does "viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage" mean
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
mr president, what does "viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage" mean
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She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
Listening to the arctic monkeys it’s just now occurred to me that gobstopper means spit stopper. Not only is that gross, it’s potentially misleading. They increase saliva production!
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Listening to the arctic monkeys it’s just now occurred to me that gobstopper means spit stopper. Not only is that gross, it’s potentially misleading. They increase saliva production!
I was worried we’d missed the good foliage, but treetop trail at the Minnesota Zoo is still looking beautiful.
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I was worried we’d missed the good foliage, but treetop trail at the Minnesota Zoo is still looking beautiful.
Cage the Elephant last night, Paul McCartney tonight. Have I mentioned how much I love living in the Twin Cities (I love it).
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Cage the Elephant last night, Paul McCartney tonight. Have I mentioned how much I love living in the Twin Cities (I love it).
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This sounded cute so I drew it
October 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This sounded cute so I drew it
Please pretend that I have hitherto gone my Dave Jones so that my spooky name works.
October 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Please pretend that I have hitherto gone my Dave Jones so that my spooky name works.
Would prefer the Monmouth College alumnus shoutout be under better circumstances.
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September 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Would prefer the Monmouth College alumnus shoutout be under better circumstances.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_S...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_S...
Is the new m.o. to put 2 bad games on Monday night instead of 1 good one?
September 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Is the new m.o. to put 2 bad games on Monday night instead of 1 good one?
Can’t find anything on the main page of @nytimes.com about the new Epstein Estate doc release. Apparently it’s more important that we appreciate Charlie Kirk’s (intellectually dishonest) craft.
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Can’t find anything on the main page of @nytimes.com about the new Epstein Estate doc release. Apparently it’s more important that we appreciate Charlie Kirk’s (intellectually dishonest) craft.
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I realize that I am biased, and that there’s some facts that are ambiguous Re ironic intent, but it’s *really* hard for me to accept that nihilistic 4chan edgelord ≠ right wing.
September 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I realize that I am biased, and that there’s some facts that are ambiguous Re ironic intent, but it’s *really* hard for me to accept that nihilistic 4chan edgelord ≠ right wing.
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"Stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi....[and start telling them that they are anti-Christian vermin linked to terroristic traitors in the Democrat Party who've been infected by the Soros-funded woke mind virus and are poisoning the blood of the country.]"
Vance: "If you want stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi."
September 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"Stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi....[and start telling them that they are anti-Christian vermin linked to terroristic traitors in the Democrat Party who've been infected by the Soros-funded woke mind virus and are poisoning the blood of the country.]"