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David Iannelli
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Grateful husband. Proud father, Retired band director. Family is everything. Tortured Cincinnati sports fan. Above average backyard meteorologist (no matter what my former Superintendent said). Love and Honor to Miami.
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I know it’s chic to dunk on Twitter, but I’m kinda sad. Like watching an old pet die.
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Buttigieg on Indiana: "The big part of how Trumpism works is to make you feel totally disempowered. To make him feel inevitable. And yet the clear takeaway from this is he is not unstoppable and you are not without power."
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This administration continues to push policy that everyone hates.
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A once proud franchise is now (and has been for a while) a running joke.
ladies and gentlemen, Phil Castellini
What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Everything else aside, the idea that this is a model for many men of *masculinity* is so wild. This? This is "manly"? This is how people think it's cool to act?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
Dave Portnoy Demands NFL Investigate Pete Carroll & Raiders For Rigging
YouTube video by Clasher Sports
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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The lying is seriously getting more absurd by the day. Up is down.
Leavitt: "President Trump convinced President Xi to continue purchasing again American soybeans, which is something China wasn't doing under the last administration because they had no respect for President Biden or the country at the time."
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Sammy Davis Jr. would've turned 100 years old today.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Nothing says “Major Award from a well respected institution” like a peace prize from…



FIFA?
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Pretty sure that's banned in Chapter 8 of Project 2025
Infantino to Trump: "You have to basically mingle the balls a little bit"
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have a better idea - make it a transgender health center. Replace the gold with rainbows.
I don’t give a fuck who the architect is. When a Democrat becomes president in January, 2029, that fucking ballroom is going to be torn down. And again, I won’t support any candidate for president who does not pledge to demolish Trump’s ballroom. www.mediaite.com/media/news/j...
JUST IN: Trump Replaces Architect for His $300 Million Ballroom Amid Tensions
President Donald Trump has reportedly replaced the architect in charge of his massive White House ballroom construction project.
www.mediaite.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
@bsky.app I really like it here. Seriously.

HOWEVER…

You need to fix the bug where you can’t swipe out of a video and you have to close the app on iOS. This has been going on for months!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Temu Vecna never saw a killing of brown people he couldn’t endorse
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:

"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don’t know if I just hit a boiling point today, but I’m really close to tapping out of following politics for a while. It’s just…so…bleak.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Trump said he’s going to void anything Biden signed with an autopen.

1. He can’t do that

2. Cool. Throw all the J6 convicts back in jail - Trump pardoned them with an autopen
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.

85%
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Always support bands! Especially bands for adults.
Giving Tuesday post: I both play in and am on the board of the Central Iowa Wind Ensemble, and we would always love your support for our efforts to keep band music in the Des Moines community.

www.ciwe.org/support/

I get to still be a band adult and it's wonderful.
Support – Central Iowa Wind Ensemble
www.ciwe.org
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just McGyvered the shit out of the snowblower. The rubber primer bulb was cracked so I couldn’t prime it.

UNTIL…

Used a medical syringe in the primer hole <insert joke here> to blow air into the gas tank, then…

VROOOOOOM!
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Again, this is the cognitive test that Donald Trump thinks was very hard.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Make America Only Normally Racist And Violent Again
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM